Simple Funny Selfie Caption Ideas That Make Everyone Smile

I woke up like this... just kidding, it took two hoursMy face is a work of artToo cool for schoolI am not lazy, just on power saving modeWarning: you might fall in love with this selfieMy hair has its own zip codeI put the cute in executeBorn to be wild, forced to workI am not short, I am fun sizedMy life is not perfect but my selfie isI speak fluent sarcasmToo glam to give a damnI am not weird, I am limited editionMy bed and I are perfect togetherI need six months of vacation twice a year

1. Me, myself and I having a great time
2. Self love is the best love
3. I am my own biggest fan
4. Loving myself one selfie at a time
5. I am enough and this selfie proves it
6. Confidence looks good on me
7. I shine brighter than my phone screen
8. Being myself is my superpower
9. I am the main character in my story
10. My smile is my favorite accessory
11. I glow differently when I am happy
12. Self care Sunday starts with a selfie
13. I am beautiful inside and out
14. My energy is unmatched today
15. I choose to be happy and it shows

I am on a seafood diet, I see food and eat itCoffee first, selfie secondMy love language is pizzaI run on coffee and good vibesDonut worry, be happyLife is short, eat the cakeI am just here for the snacksMy favorite exercise is eatingChocolate makes everything betterI need coffee to function like a humanFood is my best friendI eat cake because it is someone's birthday somewhereMy diet starts tomorrowIce cream fixes everythingHungry and taking selfies

1. Today's mood is pajamas all day
2. I am not lazy, I am energy efficient
3. My bed is calling and I must go
4. Nap time is the best time
5. I am professionally tired
6. Sleep is my favorite hobby
7. I need a vacation from my vacation
8. Monday blues hit different
9. I am too tired to think of a caption
10. Messy hair, do not care
11. I woke up like this and stayed like this
12. My energy level is at zero percent
13. Couch potato mode activated
14. I am having a lazy day and loving it
15. Sometimes you just need to rest

1. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the funniest of them all
2. Objects in mirror are cuter than they appear
3. Just me and my reflection having fun
4. Mirror selfie because why not
5. My mirror never lies to me
6. Reflecting on how awesome I am
7. Mirror mirror, here I am
8. My reflection is my best friend
9. Looking good from every angle
10. Mirror selfie game is strong
11. Me talking to myself in the mirror
12. My mirror has seen some things
13. Bathroom mirror knows all my secrets
14. Mirror selfie because I look good today
15. My reflection agrees I am awesome

We are the same kind of weirdFriends who selfie together stay togetherSquad goals or squad chaosWe put the fun in dysfunctionalBest friends make the best memoriesWe are like a really small gangFriends do not let friends take bad selfiesWe are trouble when we are togetherMy friends are crazier than meWe share one brain cell between usFriends who laugh together last togetherWe are not normal and we like itMy friends make me funnierWe are each other's favorite weirdosGood friends, bad decisions, great memories

Pretending to work while taking selfiesMy job is hard but my selfie game is harderWork selfie because I look professional todayCounting down to weekendMy boss thinks I am workingSchool is hard but selfies are easyStudy break means selfie timeI am too cool for homeworkMy brain is on vacation but my body is at workCoffee break selfie is mandatoryI work hard so I can take selfiesMy desk job includes selfie dutiesLunch break selfie is the best selfieI am professionally unprofessionalWork from home means selfie from home

Sunshine mixed with a little bit of sassHot weather, cool selfieSummer vibes and good timesSweating but still looking cuteRain or shine, I still take selfiesWinter is coming but my selfie game is hotSpring has sprung and so have IFall leaves and selfie dreamsSnow day means selfie dayBeach hair, do not careSun kissed and selfie blessedCold outside but warm insideSeasonal depression but make it fashionWeather is crazy but my selfie is notEvery season is selfie season

1. My phone storage is ninety percent selfies
2. Taking selfies is my cardio
3. My camera roll is basically a selfie museum
4. I have no selfie control
5. My phone battery dies from too many selfies
6. Front camera is my best friend
7. I take more selfies than actual photos
8. My selfie game is stronger than my WiFi
9. Phone storage full of my beautiful face
10. I am addicted to taking selfies
11. My phone knows my good angles
12. Selfie mode is always activated
13. I speak fluent selfie
14. My phone camera loves me
15. Technology exists so I can take selfies

I am not weird, I am just more fun than youMy brain has too many tabs openI put the pro in procrastinationLife is short, take more selfiesI am not arguing, I am just explaining why I am rightMy life is like a romantic comedy minus the romanceI am not clumsy, the floor just hates meMy imaginary friend thinks you have problemsI am not lost, I am exploringMy life is a joke but at least I am funnyI am not crazy, my reality is just differentI talk to myself because I need expert adviceMy life is like a movie but with more snacksI am not antisocial, I am selectively socialReality called so I hung up