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Schitt's Creek is a popular Canadian TV show created and directed by father Eugene Levy and his son Dan Levy. They also star in the series. This sitcom follows the story of a rich family who lost all of their money and moved to a small town called Schitt's Creek. This hilarious show aired from 2015 to 2020 and has 6 seasons. They became famous for its comedy and touching stories. Many Schitt's Creek quotes have become popular online.
In this article, we will share some of the funniest and most memorable Schitt's Creek quotes that will make you giggle. We gathered these quotes from various sources, Wednesday (30/7/2025).
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The Most Memorable Schitt's Creek Quotes
1. "Ew, David!" - Alexis
2. "I like the wine, not the label." - David
3. "I don't skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes." - Alexis
4. "Gossip is the devil's telephone. Best to just hang up." - Moira
5. "I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early." - David
6. "Fold in the cheese." - David/Moira
7. "What does burning smell like?!?!" - Moira
8. "I'm only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment." - Stevie
9. "Love that journey for me." - Alexis
10. "This wine is awful. Get me another glass." - Moira
11. "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now." - David
12. "Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now." - Moira
13. "You get murdered first for once!" - Alexis
14. "Where is bébé's chamber?" - Moira
15. "A little bit Alexis!" - Alexis
16. "I would be pleased to RSVP as pending." - Moira
17. "Tweet us on Facebook!" - Johnny
18. "I don't know what that means." - David
19. "Never let the bastards get you down!" - Moira
20. "Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist." - David
21. "I'm incapable of faking sincerity." - Stevie
22. "I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I'm funny and smart and charming." - Alexis
23. "You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you." - Moira
24. "If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first." - Moira
25. "Why am I getting booed?" - Johnny
26. "I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year." - David
27. "I have lost all my skills. And now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister." - Moira
28. "Let's not ruin a meal by talking about the process." - David
29. "Yeah, no. I know composting. Gwyneth Paltrow does a compost gift exchange." - Alexis
30. "You know, being approachable isn't that important anyway, the queen hasn't smiled since the '70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended." - David
31. "I have my own holiday tradition. It's like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it's one day with 12 bottles of wine." - Stevie
32. "What now? Do I leave everything behind and move to some random island to be with the love of my life? Because I did that with Harry Styles in England, and it was, like, too rainy." - Alexis
33. "I am suffering romantically right now." - David
34. "I wasn't in rehab; I was at rehab, visiting Stavros." - Alexis
35. "Oh, I know I don't have any money, but I need to look like I don't have money." - Johnny
36. "You're my Mariah Carey." - Patrick
37. "David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican." - Moira
38. "What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But, it was also wrong." - Moira
39. "I didn't go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time!" - Alexis
40. "Eat glass!" - David
41. "Fear not, she hath risen!" - Moira
42. "Let's not count our poultry before it's incubated." - Moira
43. "Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you." - Alexis
44. "Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working." - Johnny
45. "I haven't bedazzled anything since I was 22." - David
46. "I would hardly call myself an expert on this subject. And by subject, I mean genuine human emotion." - David
47. "Thirsty little thing, isn't she?" - Alexis
48. "I'm positively bedeviled with meetings, et cetera." - Moira
49. "I was actually only one stamp away from a free sub." - Ted
50. "I just took a lot of alone time to rebuild and regroup, and I just think it's so important." - Twyla
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