Schitt's Creek Quotes: 50 Most Memorable Lines from Rose Family and Friends

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Schitt's Creek is a popular Canadian TV show created and directed by father Eugene Levy and his son Dan Levy. They also star in the series. This sitcom follows the story of a rich family who lost all of their money and moved to a small town called Schitt's Creek. This hilarious show aired from 2015 to 2020 and has 6 seasons. They became famous for its comedy and touching stories. Many Schitt's Creek quotes have become popular online.

In this article, we will share some of the funniest and most memorable Schitt's Creek quotes that will make you giggle. We gathered these quotes from various sources, Wednesday (30/7/2025).

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The Most Memorable Schitt's Creek Quotes

1. "Ew, David!" - Alexis

2. "I like the wine, not the label." - David

3. "I don't skate through life, David. I walk through life in really nice shoes." - Alexis

4. "Gossip is the devil's telephone. Best to just hang up." - Moira

5. "I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early." - David

6. "Fold in the cheese." - David/Moira

7. "What does burning smell like?!?!" - Moira

8. "I'm only doing this because you called me rude, and I take that as a compliment." - Stevie

9. "Love that journey for me." - Alexis

10. "This wine is awful. Get me another glass." - Moira

11. "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now." - David

12. "Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now." - Moira

13. "You get murdered first for once!" - Alexis

14. "Where is bébé's chamber?" - Moira

15. "A little bit Alexis!" - Alexis

16. "I would be pleased to RSVP as pending." - Moira

17. "Tweet us on Facebook!" - Johnny

18. "I don't know what that means." - David

19. "Never let the bastards get you down!" - Moira

20. "Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist." - David

21. "I'm incapable of faking sincerity." - Stevie

22. "I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think I'm funny and smart and charming." - Alexis

23. "You must prepare for life, and whatever it will throw at you." - Moira

24. "If airplane safety videos have taught me anything, David, it's that a mother puts her own mask on first." - Moira

25. "Why am I getting booed?" - Johnny

26. "I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year." - David

27. "I have lost all my skills. And now I know how it feels to be utterly helpless like you and your sister." - Moira

28. "Let's not ruin a meal by talking about the process." - David

29. "Yeah, no. I know composting. Gwyneth Paltrow does a compost gift exchange." - Alexis

30. "You know, being approachable isn't that important anyway, the queen hasn't smiled since the '70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended." - David

31. "I have my own holiday tradition. It's like the 12 Days of Christmas, but it's one day with 12 bottles of wine." - Stevie

32. "What now? Do I leave everything behind and move to some random island to be with the love of my life? Because I did that with Harry Styles in England, and it was, like, too rainy." - Alexis

33. "I am suffering romantically right now." - David

34. "I wasn't in rehab; I was at rehab, visiting Stavros." - Alexis

35. "Oh, I know I don't have any money, but I need to look like I don't have money." - Johnny

36. "You're my Mariah Carey." - Patrick

37. "David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican." - Moira

38. "What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But, it was also wrong." - Moira

39. "I didn't go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time!" - Alexis

40. "Eat glass!" - David

41. "Fear not, she hath risen!" - Moira

42. "Let's not count our poultry before it's incubated." - Moira

43. "Trust me, people aren't thinking about you the way that you're thinking about you." - Alexis

44. "Talk to the hand, son, because the ears are no longer working." - Johnny