75 Bird Jokes That Will Make You Chirping Happily

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Birds are everywhere. You can see them flying in the sky, resting on tree branches, or walking around in parks. Many people like watching birds because they are colorful, active, and interesting. Some birds sing lovely songs. Others make strange or funny sounds. These small creatures can make an ordinary day feel special. No wonder bird jokes are popular with so many people.

Some people also keep birds as pets. Parrots, for example, can copy what humans say. Sometimes they sound like they are really talking. It can be very funny. Other birds, like pigeons and ducks, are often seen in cities or gardens. The way they move or act can look silly or surprising. These funny moments often become the idea for bird jokes that make people laugh.

In this article, we will share some of the best bird jokes from various sources, Monday (19/5/2025). These jokes can brighten your day and make talking about birds more fun.

1. Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

2. What do you call a bird who stars in action movies? Steven Seagull.

3. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they can't remember the words.

4. What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

5. What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly? Chicken.

6. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.

7. Why do owls get invited to parties? Because they're a hoot.

8. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.

9. Why did the bird go to the hospital? To get tweetment.

10. How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Toucan do it.

11. What kind of bird works at a construction site? The crane.

12. What bird is always out of breath? A puffin.

13. What does a duck say after it went shopping? Put it on my bill.

14. Why don't birds study for exams? They prefer to wing it.

15. What do you call a duck that's always telling jokes? A wisequacker.

16. Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.

17. What do birds study at university? Eggonomics.

18. How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? With a sparrow-chute.

19. What happens when a duck flies upside down? He quacks up.

20. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was stuffed.

21. Which bird never has a bad hair day? A bald eagle.

22. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

23. What's a bird's favorite exercise? Wing-ups.

24. What do chicken families do on sunny afternoons? Have peck-nics.

25. Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire? He wanted to make a long-distance caw.

1. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a big bill.

2. What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A feather mechanic.

3. How do birds end a relationship? They "wing" it.

4. What do ducks watch on TV? Duckumentaries.

5. What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

6. What do you call a possessed bird? A polter-goose.

7. What's got a curly tail and flies? A pig-eon.

8. What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? I hope I didn't quack any.

9. What bird steals soap from your bath? A robber duck.

10. They told me to stop doing flamingo impressions... I had to put my foot down.

11. Why did the bird join the gym? To get "tweet"-er.

12. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.

13. What do you get if you cross a canary with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet.

14. What did the mother flamingo do when her chick misbehaved? She put her foot down.

15. Why didn't the bird get the joke? It flew right over its head.

16. What do you say to a rude goose? Go pluck yourself.

17. Why did the gull refuse to share its lunch? It was a little shellfish.

18. How does a chicken send mail to her friend? In an hen-velope.

19. What do you call a bird that's great at math? A math-ero.

20. What is it called when it's raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather.

21. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

22. Why did the eagle join the gym? To work on its "wing-sculpting."

23. What do you call a bird that loves to tell secrets? A whispering sparrow.

24. What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

25. What soap do birds use? Dove.

1. What do you call a funny chicken? A comedi-hen.

2. What did the sick chicken say? Oh no! I have the people-pox.

3. What bird is always depressed? A bluebird.

4. What do you call a duck who works in a hospital? A health quack-titioner.

5. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school? Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

6. What does a cat call a hummingbird? Fast food.

7. What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers.

8. What are owls' favorite genre of books? Hoot-dunnits.

9. What does the duck eat with its cheese? Quackers.

10. What does a bird say at Halloween? Twig or tweet.

11. Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they'd break.

12. How do birds find out about tomorrow's weather? From the feather forecast.

13. What's a bird's favorite game? Hide and beak.

14. How can you tell when a bird is mad at you? They give you the silent tweetment.

15. Where do tough chickens come from? Hard-boiled eggs.

16. What did the little bird say to the big bird? Peck on someone your own size.

17. When should you buy a bird? When it's going cheep.

18. What do you call a bird in the winter? Brrr-d.

19. What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework? A firequacker.

20. What's a hen's favorite kind of movie? A chick flick.

21. How do chickens bake a cake? From scratch.

22. What do you call a canary that flies into a pastry dish? Tweetie pie.

23. Why did the bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck to the bottom of the chicken's foot.

24. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

25. What is a bird's dream job? A flight attendant.