Best Funny Quote of the Day to Make You Smile

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Life can be hard sometimes. We all need something to make us smile and feel better. Funny quotes are like medicine for our hearts. They help us laugh when things get tough. These simple and silly sayings can turn a bad day into a good one. Whether you need a quick laugh or want to share joy with friends, these funny quotes will do the trick.

1. I refuse to join any club that wants me as a member.
2. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out alive.
3. Always remember that you are special, just like everyone else.
4. Life is hard. After all, it kills you in the end.
5. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone with vodka.
6. I am not lazy. I am just in energy saving mode.
7. Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream.
8. I talk to myself because I need expert advice.
9. Common sense is not so common anymore.
10. Age does not matter unless you are cheese.
11. A day without sunshine is like night.
12. I am not arguing. I am just explaining why I am right.
13. Life is like a box of chocolates. Most of it is nuts.
14. I am not weird. I am limited edition.
15. Time flies when you are having fun. Time crawls when you are at work.

1. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me.
2. Coffee is the reason I get up in the morning.
3. Monday should be optional.
4. I love deadlines. I love the sound they make when they fly by.
5. Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now.
6. I am not late. Everyone else is just early.
7. Work would be great if it were not for all the people.
8. I need a six month vacation twice a year.
9. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
10. Teamwork means someone else does the work.
11. I am not bossy. I just have better ideas.
12. Meetings are where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
13. I love my job. It is the work I hate.
14. Friday is my second favorite F word.
15. I work best under pressure. No pressure, no work.

1. I love my family, but I would not want to work with them.
2. My kids are the reason I drink coffee and wine.
3. Marriage is finding that special person to annoy forever.
4. I child-proofed my house, but they still get in.
5. My mother said I could be anything. So I became a disappointment.
6. Friends come and go, but family is stuck with you.
7. I love being married. It is like having a sleepover every night.
8. My husband is my best friend. He just does not know it yet.
9. Children are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate.
10. Family dinners are where love and arguments meet.
11. My sister is my built-in best friend and worst enemy.
12. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk.
13. Grandparents are just antique little people.
14. Home is where you can say anything because nobody listens.
15. Family is like fudge. Mostly sweet with a few nuts.

1. I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2. Chocolate does not ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.
3. I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
4. Diet is just die with a T at the end.
5. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am one because I hate plants.
6. Food is my love language.
7. I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
8. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.
9. I am not addicted to chocolate. We are just in a committed relationship.
10. Pizza is my soulmate.
11. I have a love-hate relationship with food. I love it, it hates my waistline.
12. Calories do not count on weekends.
13. I am not fat. I am just easier to see.
14. Eating salad is just a way to make room for more pizza.
15. I put the pro in procrastination and the eat in eating.

1. I am not addicted to my phone. We are just in a relationship.
2. My password is incorrect. So whenever I forget, the computer reminds me.
3. I have not lost my mind. I have a backup on my computer.
4. Technology is great until it stops working.
5. I speak fluent sarcasm and broken English.
6. My internet is so slow, I can go make coffee while a page loads.
7. I am not antisocial. I am selectively social.
8. Social media is proof that we can write but cannot think.
9. I have a computer, a phone, and a brain. Two of them work.
10. Auto-correct has become my worst enema.
11. I am not ignoring you. I am just prioritizing my sanity.
12. WiFi went down for five minutes. I had to talk to my family.
13. I am not old. I am just vintage.
14. Technology is supposed to make life easier. So why is everything so complicated?
15. I remember when we had to actually remember phone numbers.

1. I am not broke. I am just pre-rich.
2. Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
3. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life. If I die by Thursday.
4. Shopping is my cardio.
5. I am not materialistic. I just like nice things.
6. Money cannot buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate.
7. I work hard so my cat can have a better life.
8. My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
9. I am saving money by not going anywhere or doing anything.
10. Credit cards are like potato chips. You cannot have just one.
11. I am not cheap. I am financially selective.
12. Money is the root of all evil. I am not evil, just broke.
13. I have expensive taste and a cheap budget.
14. Budgeting is telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.
15. I am not poor. I am just financially challenged.

1. I exercise regularly. I do sit-ups every morning. I sit up in bed.
2. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. Lunch.
3. I am not out of shape. Round is a shape.
4. I joined a gym six months ago and still have not lost a pound. Apparently you have to go.
5. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
6. I am on a whiskey diet. I have lost three days already.
7. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
8. I do not sweat. I sparkle.
9. My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling.
10. I am not lazy. I am just conserving energy.
11. Running is my meditation. Just kidding, wine is my meditation.
12. I have a gym membership. I just do not use it.
13. My fitness goal is to be able to clip my toenails without grunting.
14. I tried yoga once. It was just expensive napping.
15. My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

1. I love all seasons. Spring, summer, fall, and Netflix.
2. Winter is coming. So is my heating bill.
3. I am not a morning person or a night person. I am a nap person.
4. Summer bodies are made in winter. I made a snowman.
5. I love the smell of rain. It smells like staying inside.
6. Autumn leaves are falling. So is my motivation.
7. Spring cleaning is just me hiding things in different places.
8. I hibernate in winter like a bear, but with more snacks.
9. Hot weather makes me lazy. Cold weather makes me lazy. I am just lazy.
10. I love sunny days. They make my naps better.
11. Rain is just confetti from the sky.
12. I am solar powered. I need sunshine to function.
13. Winter is nature's way of saying, stay inside and eat cookies.
14. I melt in summer and freeze in winter. I am high maintenance.
15. Weather forecast: cloudy with a chance of staying in bed.

1. Age is just a number. A really high, scary number.
2. I am not old. I am chronologically gifted.
3. The older I get, the better I was.
4. I am at an age where my back goes out more than I do.
5. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
6. I am not over the hill. I am just on the back side of it.
7. Age is like underwear. It creeps up on you.
8. I am not aging. I am marinating.
9. The secret to staying young is lying about your age.
10. I am not old. I am a classic.
11. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
12. I am not getting older. I am becoming a limited edition.
13. Age is a case of mind over matter. If you do not mind, it does not matter.
14. I am not old. I am just well-seasoned.
15. The best part about getting older is that you can blame everything on age.

1. I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say, hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot.
2. I am not clumsy. The floor just hates me.
3. I have a photographic memory. I just forgot to put film in the camera.
4. I am not short. I am fun-sized.
5. I do not have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
6. I am not weird. I am limited edition.
7. I am not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.
8. I am not lost. I am exploring alternative routes.
9. I am not procrastinating. I am prioritizing my sanity.
10. I am not disorganized. I am creatively arranged.
11. I am not forgetful. I am selectively remembering.
12. I am not stubborn. I am determined.
13. I am not nosy. I am socially curious.
14. I am not dramatic. I am emotionally expressive.
15. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So laugh at yourself and enjoy the ride.