100 School Jokes for Kids to Make Class Time More Fun

1. What is a snake's favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

2. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.

3. Why is history a sweet subject? Because it has many dates.

4. Why did the student throw her watch out of the school window? She wanted to see time fly.

5. Why are fireflies get bad grades at school? Because they are not bright enough.

6. Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.

7. Why was the broom late for school? He over-swept.

8. Why did the egg get thrown out of class? Because it kept telling yolks.

9. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school? Looking sharp!

10. What do you call a classmate with a dictionary in their pants? Smartie pants.

11. Why do calculators make great friends? You can always count on them.

12. What's the best place to grow flowers in school? In kindergarden.

13. What is the blackboard's favorite drink? Hot CHALKolate.

14. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.

15. What do you need to go to high school? A ladder.

16. What does a book do in the winter? Puts on a jacket.

17. Why isn't there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much.

18. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on!

19. Why did the square and triangle go to the gym? To stay in shape.

20. What's the most tired school supply? A knapsack.

21. Which state is called the land of pencils? Pennsylvania.

22. Who's the superhero in computer class? The Screen Saver!

23. What did the paper say to the pen? You have a good point.

24. What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty? The blackboard.

25. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

26. Why did the teacher jump into the pool? He wanted to test the water.

27. What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back!

28. Who is everyone's best friend at school? The princiPAL.

29. Why did the teacher draw on the window? Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear.

30. Why do music teachers need a ladder? To reach the high notes.

31. What's so fresh in the chemistry class? The experiMINTs.

32. Why are chemists great at solving problems? They have all the solutions.

33. Why did the scientist remove her doorbell? She wanted to win the no-bell prize.

34. Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already has many degrees.

35. When do student astronauts eat? During launch time.

36. How do astronauts organize a party? They planet.

37. What do you call a bunch of iron atoms at a carnival? A ferrous wheel.

38. Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything.

39. I was reading a book on Helium. I couldn't put it down!

40. What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister.

41. What kind of tree can fit into your hand? A palm tree.

42. How do trees get on the Internet? They log in.

43. Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.

44. How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space? On flying saucers.

45. What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space bar.

46. What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy hair.

47. What runs faster? Cold or hot? Hot! Because you can catch a cold.

48. What is a rock's favorite cereal to eat? Coco-Pebbles.

49. How do scientists freshen their breath? With Experi-Mints!

50. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

51. What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-Mean-Oh-Acid.

52. How do you cut the ocean in half? With a sea-saw.

53. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don't take me for granite!

54. What do you call a biologist's self-portrait? A Cell-fie.

55. Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back.

56. Why does the math class make students sad? Because it is full of problems.

57. What's a butterfly's favorite subject? MOTHematics.

58. Why is 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot? It's not right.

59. How do you make seven an even number? By removing the S.

60. Why do we measure a snake in inches? Because it doesn't have feet.

61. What makes a circle overqualified? It has 360 degrees!

62. Why is the obtuse angle always upset? Because it can never be right.

63. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else.

64. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

65. Why don't parallel lines ever get together? Because they never meet.

66. What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless."

67. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.

68. Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor? Because the teacher said not to use tables.

69. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven eight nine!

70. How are a dollar and the moon similar? They both have four quarters.

71. What's a swimmer's favorite math? Dive-ision.

72. What's a bird's favorite type of math? Owl-gebra.

73. What is a math teacher's favorite snake? A pi-thon.

74. My math teacher has a piece of graph paper. I think they're plotting something.

75. Don't ever start a conversation with Pi. Because it will never stop!

76. What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula.

77. You know what seems odd to me? Numbers that can't be divided by two.

78. What's a math teacher's favorite vacation destination? Times Square.

79. Where do math lovers go on tropical vacation? The Bermuda Triangle.

80. What are ten things you can always count on? Your fingers.

81. Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher's pet.

82. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

83. What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

84. How do fish get to school? The octobus!

85. What does a spider do on the internet? Create a WEBsite.

86. What dinosaur had the best vocabulary? The thesaurus.

87. What did the buffalo say at drop-off? Bi-son.

88. What contest do skunks win at school? The smelling bee!

89. What's a frog's favorite year? A leap year.

90. Which animal cheats on exams? A CHEETah.

91. How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.

92. Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The "C."

93. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

94. Why do magicians do so well in school? They're good at trick questions.

95. Why did the kid eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

96. What kind of school do surfers go to? Boarding school.

97. How many letters are in the alphabet? 11: T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

98. Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a Smartie.

99. What school requires you to drop out in order to graduate? Skydiving school.

100. Why did the girl do her homework on an airplane? To achieve a higher education.