100 Taco Jokes, Puns, and Captions That Will Make You Laugh

1. What's your favourite dinosaur? Mine's the Tacosaurus.

2. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon? Great food, but terrible atmosphere!

3. What did the taco say to the guacamole? Avocado crush on you.

4. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out? A macho nacho.

5. How do taco chefs live their lives? By seasoning the moment!

6. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory? For the extra dough!

7. What is a spicy tacos favorite movie? Catch me if you Cayenne!

8. What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.

9. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

10. What do you call a terrestrial reptile who loves Mexican food? A tacodile.

11. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile "taco-ver."

12. What's a taco's favorite TV show? Better Call Salsa.

13. Why shouldn't you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans.

14. What does a taco say on St. Patrick's Day? "Taco' the mornin' to you!"

15. How do you make a taco stand? You take away its chair.

16. What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch? "A Taco, ma."

17. Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God.

18. What is a taco's favourite type of dance? Salsa!

19. What did the duck want in their taco? Guac!

20. What did the taco say to the burrito? Where have you bean?

1. A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.

2. Don't tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don't need that kind of negativity in my life.

3. Inhale tacos. Exhale negativity.

4. Thank god I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where tacos live.

5. I don't want to taco 'bout it.

6. If you don't like tacos, I'm nacho type.

7. Do I believe in love at first sight? Yes, it happens every time I see a taco!

8. Tuesday's forecast: Long with a 100% chance of tacos!

9. It's ok if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

10. Seven days without tacos makes one weak!

11. I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!

12. My favorite princess is Taco Belle!

13. Tacos have fillings too!

14. Trying to decide what to order? Taco your time.

15. Have a spec-taco-lar day!

16. Taco jokes aren't all corny—they just get a bad wrap.

17. Let's give 'em something to taco 'bout.

18. Taco chance on me!

19. These tacos are gonna "guac" your world!

20. How much do I love tacos? From my head tomatoes!

1. "Waiter, this taco tastes funny!" "Then why aren't you laughing"

2. Did you have the Wookie steak taco? I heard its a little Chewie!

3. "Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?" "No, it will be round!"

4. Have you tried the Dalmation tacos? They really hit the spot!

5. How do tacos say grace? Lettuce pray.

6. What do you call a dangerous burrito? Gangster wrap.

7. What do you call a cynical cow? Sour cream.

8. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

9. What Tex-Mex food is good at math? Inch-iladas.

10. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans? Tear gas.

11. What does a depressed tortilla say? I don't wanna taco 'bout it.

12. Have you heard the new quesadilla joke? Never mind, its too cheesy!

13. Have you heard the joke about the santa fe taco? It was corny.

14. Whats a dogs favorite taco? Puppito!

15. What did the soft shell taco say when they wanted to cuddle? Fold me close!

16. When do you put french fries in tacos? Fry-Day!

17. Why do taco fish swim in salt water? Cause pepper water is too spicy!

18. Where did the taco go for drinks? The Salad Bar!

19. Why did the taco chef stop cooking? He ran out of thyme.

20. What does Pac-Man put on his tacos? Guacauacauacauacauacauacauacauamole.

1. Taco-bout perfect timing!

2. You're nacho ordinary friend.

3. That's totally guac-ward!

4. Shell we get some tacos?

5. You're grate at making tacos!

6. Salsa-lutely delicious!

7. Bean thinking about tacos all day.

8. That's nacho average meal.

9. Queso you didn't know, I love tacos!

10. You're jalapeño my heart.

11. Avoca-don't forget the guac!

12. Spice to meet you!

13. Cilantro-uble ahead if we run out of tacos.

14. Lime totally obsessed with tacos.

15. Pepper-haps we should order more.

16. Tomato-morrow we're having tacos again.

17. Lettuce make some tacos together.

18. You're one tough shell to crack.

19. Cheese the day and eat tacos!

20. That's sour-some!

1. Taco dirty to me

2. I'm just here for the tacos and good vibes

3. Warning: May contain traces of happiness and hot sauce

4. Shell yeah, it's taco time!

5. Current relationship status: In love with tacos

6. Tacos are my love language

7. Some people need therapy, I just need tacos

8. Taco 'bout a good day!

9. Life happens, tacos help

10. Stressed, blessed, and taco obsessed

11. I'm on a seafood diet... I see tacos and I eat them

12. Taco goals: Achieved

13. When life gives you limes, make tacos

14. Not all heroes wear capes, some make tacos

15. Taco Tuesday? More like Taco Every Day

16. My heart says gym, but my stomach says tacos

17. Home is where the tacos are

18. Good friends don't let you eat tacos alone

19. Tacos: Because adulting is hard

20. Peace, love, and extra guac