60 Ocean Jokes That’ll Have You Rolling with the Tide

1. Why don't clams ever share? Because they're shellfish!

2. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved!

3. Why is the ocean so strong? Because it has lots of mussels!

4. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

5. Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean's bottom!

6. What's a pirate's favourite letter? Ye may think it would be R, but a pirate's first love is the C!

7. Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

8. What did the ocean say to the beach? "We were tide together, but now we've drifted away."

9. Why is the ocean always on time? It likes to stay current.

10. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite.

11. What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people.

12. Why did the ocean break up with the pond? She thought he was too shallow.

13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

14. Why don't fish play basketball? Because they are afraid of the net.

15. What's a sea monster's favorite snack? Ships and dip.

16. Why don't sharks ever attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

17. What did the ocean say after a long day? I'm feeling drained.

18. Why don't ocean waves ever get invited to beach parties? Because they're always crashing!

19. What do you call an ocean magician? An octopus with tricks up its sleeve.

20. Why don't skeletons ever swim in the ocean? Because sharks are always after spare ribs!

1. Where do fish sleep? On a sea bed!

2. What do mermaids sleep on? Water beds!

3. Why was the fish so good at piano? Because it always practised its scales!

4. What did one fish say to the other? You're fintastic!

5. What eats hay and lives underwater? A seahorse!

6. Where do whales go to get their teeth fixed? The orca-dontists!

7. Why are pond fish so shy? They're always koi!

8. How does the ocean greet you? With a wave.

9. Who cleans the ocean? A mer-maid.

10. What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy.

11. Where do ocean fish look for jobs? In the kelp-wanted section.

12. Why do some fish live at the bottom of the sea? Because they dropped out of school.

13. What do you get when you cross an ocean with a cow? Milky waves.

14. How did the lobster get to the ocean? By shell-icopter.

15. What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid? Nothing, it just waved!

16. What kind of rocks are never under the ocean? Dry ones.

17. Where can you find an ocean with no water? On a map.

18. Which are the strongest creatures in the ocean? Mussels.

19. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea? Because they dropped out of school.

20. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels!

1. Why was the orca so happy? He was having a whale of a time!

2. Where do mermaids keep their money? In a riverbank!

3. What dessert do you eat under the sea? Jellyfish and ice cream!

4. Why did the dolphin blush? Because the seaweed!

5. Did you hear about the red ship that crashed into the blue ship? The sailors were marooned.

6. Why did the ocean feel bad? It gave in to pier pressure!

7. What's a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.

8. Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

9. What kind of music do whales listen to under the sea? Orca-stra music.

10. How do shellfish take photos? With a shell-fie.

11. How do oysters call their friends? On their shell phones.

12. How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles.

13. Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.

14. What's a fish's favorite musical instrument? A bass guitar.

15. Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide.

16. What do you call a lazy crayfish? Slobster.

17. What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam.

18. How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.

19. Which fish is the most famous? A starfish.

20. What is a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish.