35 Nacho Libre Quotes: The Most Memorable Lines from Ignacio and Friends

1. “I’m tired of getting paid to lose! I wanna WIN!” - Ignacio

2. “I mean, they may have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man… and beneath the man, we find his… nucleus.” - Ignacio

3. “They don’t think I know a buttload of crap about the gospel, but I do.” - Ignacio

4. “I don’t believe in god, I believe in science!” - Esqueleto

5. "Get that corn outta my face!" - Nacho

6. “Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It’s for fun.” - Ignacio

7. “It sucks to be me right now!” - Ignacio

8. Nacho: "I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world."

Esqueleto: "Not anymore...I like them."

9. “It is in the bible, not to wrestle your neighbor.” - Ignacio

10. “Everything you just said, is my favorite thing to do, every day!” - Ignacio

11. “Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE! They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!” - Ignacio

12. “Tonight, we are going up against Satan’s cavemen, and I just thought it might be a good idea if you praise the Lord.” - Ignacio

13. Ignacio: “Do you remember that one time, when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?”

Esqueleto: “Yea, and then I saw them knock you unconscious, alright?”

14. “There is no place for me in this world, Chanchito. I don’t belong out there, and I don’t belong in here. So I’m going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.” - Ignacio

15. “Do you not realize that I have had diarrhea since Easters?” - Señor Ramon

16. “Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.” - Ignacio

17. “I am singing at this party.” – Ignacio

18. “I hate all the orphans in the whole world!” - Esqueleto

19. Ignacio: "I’m a little concerned right now. About… your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?"

Esqueleto: "Because I never got around to it, OK?! I don’t know why you are always judging me because I only believe in science."

20. “I ate some bugs, I ate some grass! I used my hands to wipe my tears!” - Ignacio

21. “I saw a bum here.” - Ignacio

22. “To kiss your mouth. I break my vows. No no no no no no way Jose. Unless you want to.” - Ignacio

23. “My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.” - Chancho

24. “How did you find me in the wilderness?” - Nacho

25. “I’m not listening to you. You’re crazy.” - Ignacio

26. “Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.” - Ignacio

27. “Eagle powers… come to me! Please!” - Ignacio

28. “You can take the stallion, I’ll take the pony.” - Ignacio

29. “Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats!” - Ignacio

30. “Those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.” - Sister Encarnacion

31. "Don’t you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?” - Nacho

32. “Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio. People cheer for him… and he is a false idol.” - Sister Encarnacion

33. “If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.” - Sister Encarnacion

34. “I get to sleep alone in my bed every night for the rest of my life. It’s fantastic.” - Nacho

35. “So anyways, let’s get down to the nitty gritty.” - Nacho