65 Donut Jokes and Puns That Will Make Your Day Sweeter

1. Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece.

2. What's a basketball player's favorite donut shop? Dunkin' Donuts.

3. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow? It always went back four seconds.

4. What kind of donuts can fly? The plain ones.

5. What do you call a Boston creme donut that's a straight-A student? The creme of the crop.

6. Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his donut? He was stuffed!

7. What happened to the renegade donuts? They went down in a glaze of glory.

8. How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi' jam in.

9. What's the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.

10. Why did the baker quit making donuts? Because he was fed up with the hole business!

11. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!

12. Where's a donut's favorite vacation spot? The Sahara dessert!

13. What's the best thing to put in a donut? Your teeth.

14. Why do golfers love donuts? Always a hole-in-one!

15. What is a donut's favorite day of the week? Fry-day.

16. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

17. Which nut has a hole in it? A donut.

18. What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes? Double glazed.

19. When do bakers stop making donuts? When they get tired of the hole thing.

20. Why do donuts make terrible teachers? They're always glazing over the important stuff.

21. What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-able.

22. What happens before it rains donuts? It sprinkles!

23. What's a donut's favorite toy? A spinning top—it's just like them!

24. How do donuts say hello? With a big, round smile!

25. What is a squirrel's favourite treat? A do-nut!

26. What do you call a baby donut? A little dough-ball!

27. What's a donut's favourite Disney song? Let it dough!

28. How does a doughnut learn to protect himself? He takes Taekwon-dough classes!

29. Why was the donut so happy? It found its perfect jelly match.

30. What do donuts wear to parties? Their best glaze and sprinkles.

31. What's a donut's favorite animal? A round puppy with sprinkles.

32. How do donuts make friends? They share their sweet sides.

33. Why don't donuts get lost? They always follow the crumb trail.

34. What did the donut say to the cupcake? Let's be sweet pals!

35. What's a donut's favorite lullaby? "Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star."

36. What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father? "Donut hole me back."

37. Why are donuts bad at jokes? Their punchlines have too many holes.

38. What do you call uncivilized donuts? Bavarians.

39. What's a donut's favorite dad move? Rolling into the room with a pun.

40. Why did the donut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside.

41. What did the donut tell its kid? Don't let life glaze you over!

42. Why don't donuts play hide and seek? They'd eat the competition!

43. What are strange donuts made out of? Weird-doughs.

44. What did the donut say to the Munchkin? You complete me!

45. Why did the donut get grounded? It kept sneaking out for coffee.

46. Why don't donuts trust banks? They prefer to keep their dough at home.

47. What did the donut say at dinner? Pass the jam—I'm feeling saucy!

48. Why did the donut go camping? To get a little toasted.

49. What's a donut's favorite chore? Sprinkling the lawn with sugar.

50. What's a donut's dad advice? Stay sweet, even when you're fried.

51. Donut give up!

52. You donut know how much I love you.

53. Donut worry, be happy.

54. Glazed and confused.

55. You drive me glazy.

56. Hold me closer, tiny donut.

57. Do or donut, there is no try.

58. Donut disturb.

59. Donut judge me.

60. I won't sugarcoat this — I love you a hole lot!

61. My life is batter with you in it!

62. Coffee and donuts with friends is good hole-some fun!

63. Anyone who brings donuts to the office is a jelly good fellow!

64. I couldn't find a better love, even if I fried!

65. You donut want to get into a do-rut!