55 Funny Best Friend Quotes To Make You Laugh

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Best friends accompany us on wild adventures without fail. They help us find a way to turn the everyday into something hilariously memorable. Yes, best friends are a rare breed. They have a unique power to bring laughter into our lives. Best friends often come when we need them the most.

As we navigate the rollercoaster of life, these moments of shared hilarity become the bond of our friendships. These funny best-friend quotes remind us why these bonds are so precious.

In this article, we're about to take a journey filled with laughter as we explore a variety of funny best friend quotes. These best friend quotes capture the essence of these extraordinary relationships.

So, sit back, relax, and prepare to blast into fits of laughs. We will explore the inside jokes and the charm of best friends everywhere. After all, there's nothing quite like a laugh with someone who knows you best! Let's check out some funny best friend quotes, compiled from numerous sources, on Monday (11/08/2025).

1. "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing."

2. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” — Matt Schucker

3. "Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with." — Robert Brault

4. "Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

5. “Friendship is born at the moment when one man says to another, "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." — C.S. Lewis

6. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'” - Groucho Marx

7. "She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us." — Cher, CluelessPhoto: pexels-andrea-piacquadio-

8. "Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans."

9. "I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places." — Mark Twain

10. “Candor is a compliment; it implies equality. It’s how true friends talk.” ― Peggy Noonan

11. “One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.” — Marcelene Cox

12. “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” ― A.A. Milne

13. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you." — Elbert Hubbard 

14. “Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”

15. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” ― Sylvia Plath

16. "You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you."

17. “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” ― Edwin Arlington Robinson

18. "A true friend cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover."

19. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” ― Robert Brault

20. "Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them."

23. "Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking 'if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital'."

24. "Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."

25. "A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body." - Jim Hayes

26. "Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry."

27. "Friends offer free therapy."

28. "Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."

29. "Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop."

30. "It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." - Marlene Dietrich

31. “Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” — Terri Guillemets

32. "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." — Marlene Dietrich

33. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." — Linda Grayson

34. “The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.” ― Aaron Machado

35. “True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” — Nicole Richie

36. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

37. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ― Laurence J. Peter

38. “Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.” ― Mandy Hale

39. "Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway." - Greg Tamblyn

40. “Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things which give value to survival.” ― C.S. Lewis

41. "Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die."

42. "Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

43. “A good friend is a connection to life — a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world.” ― Lois Wyse

44. "We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."

45. “Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.” ― Anne Morrow Lindbergh

46. "Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." -Sicilian Proverb

47. "I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends."

48. "Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions."

49. “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.” ― Robert Brault

50. “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” — Woodrow T. Wilson

51. “A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” — Donna Roberts

52. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson

53. “Part of the journey in life is slipping and falling along the way; in these times true friends are the ones who pick you up and dust you off.” ― Ken Poirot

54. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” — Elizabeth Taylor

55. “I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.” — Jane Austen