75 Jokes About Pokémon That Will Make You Laugh Like a Happy Jigglypuff

1. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak? A Peak-A-Chewer!

2. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let's rock!

3. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I'm Zaptos intolerant!

4. What appears over Ash's head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur!

5. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell!

6. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate? Arrrrrr-bok!

7. What's Wailmer's favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune!

8. What is a Pokémon fan's favorite place to go in France? Paras!

9. Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn't Drowzee anymore!

10. What do you call Meowth's reflection? A copycat!

11. What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court? Odor in the court!

12. What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!

13. What type of Pokémon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis? Legendary Pokémon!

14. Which college do Pokémon go to? StarU!

15. What TV show about dancing do Pokémon love? Dancing with the Staryus!

16. Which sci-fi movie do Pokémon like the most? Staryu Wars!

17. What Pokémon do people see in auctions? Bidoof!

18. What's the name of the Pokémon that traveled with Dorothy to Oz? Totodile!

19. Which Pokémon does Dracula like most? Koffin'!

20. Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck!

21. Why can't you blindfold a Pokémon? Because it's going to Pikachu!

22. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on!

23. What do you call a Pokémon who can't move very fast? A Slow-poke!

24. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean? To get to the other tide!

25. Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side!

26. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date? The PokeBall!

27. What do you call a low fat Pokémon? Butterfree!

28. Why shouldn't you do drugs? Weedle make you high!

29. What do you call a storm of Pokémon? A Pokemonsoon!

30. Where do Haunter's like to water ski? Lake Erie!

31. What does a yellow Pokémon say before teleporting? Abra-cadabra!

32. How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat!

33. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said "Wynaut."

34. What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!

35. Why don't you ever shower with a Pokémon around? You might Pikachu!

36. What do you call an artistic Pokémon? A Draw-zard!

37. How do Pokémon stay in touch? With a Pokeno-phone!

38. What do you get when you cross a Snorlax and a computer? Sleep mode!

39. What does a Pokémon lover eat? Poke-bowls!

40. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow? One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

41. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers? Geek-achu!

42. How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

43. Why was the Meowth scared of the tree? Because of its bark!

44. What's better than one Pikachu? PikaTWO!

45. What happens when Pikachu holds his breath? He goes Pika-blue!

46. What do you tell a pokemon buying sweets? Pick a chew!

47. Why does Psyduck always hold its head? Because Psyduck's scared its head will come off!

48. What is Pikachu's favorite candy? Shock-tarts!

49. How do you fit 5 snorlaxes on a train? You "pok'em'on! (poke them on)

50. Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish? Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres!

51. What pokemon spells snake and kobra backwards? Arbok and Ekans!

52. Why didn't kadabra have his spoons with him in the morning? Because he was too busy eating cereal!

53. Why would a Golduck be a good soccer player? Because it's always kicking goals!

54. What do you call a Pokémon who's in charge? A Pokeboss!

55. Why did the Squirtle join the fire department? To make the water guns more effective!

56. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix things? Toolkit-chu!

57. Why don't you give Eevee a bath? It might evolve into a Wash-eon!

58. What's a Pokémon's favorite dance move? The Jigglypuff-jive!

59. What's Pikachu's favorite song? The Hokey Pokémon!

60. What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon!

61. What did the poke ball say to pikachu? Catch ya later!

62. What would you call a green Pikachu? Pickle-chu!

63. What do you call a dead Pikachu? A Pika-boo!

64. Pikachu evolves into Raichu, what does a lame joke evolve into? Gotchu!

65. I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded!

66. What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? "Pikachu," that's all he can say!

67. What did Pikachu said when he tried food in Mexico? Pica, Pica!

68. How do you get a group of Pikachu on a bus? You Pokemon!

69. What does a Pikachu say when it has something important to say? Let's Raichu a note!

70. Why don't you give a Pokémon a balloon? Because it might Pikachu and pop it!

71. How does Pikachu make a light bulb glow? By saying, "I choose you, Bulbasaur!"

72. What do you get when you cross a Pikachu with a Charizard? A shock and BBQ!

73. Why was the Pokemon trainer at the bank? To check his Pikachu balance!

74. What happens when you try to eat a Pikachu? You get a shock from your food!

75. What do you get when you mix a Pikachu and a Charizard? Sparks and flames everywhere!