40 Funny Anniversary Quotes to Spice Up Your Special Day

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Would you be willing to add some laughter to your special day? Funny anniversary quotes are the perfect way to celebrate love and humor together! Whether you're celebrating one year or fifty, these witty sayings will light up the mood and bring a smile to your face.

However, you don't need to have a wedding anniversary to use one of these funny anniversary quotes to celebrate another year of love. These wishes for couples are appropriate for recognizing any meaningful event.

So, grab a seat! Let's dive into the world of funny anniversary quotes that will make your milestone even more memorable!

1. "Our marriage is like a deck of cards. It includes two hearts and a diamond but also two jokers at the end of the day."

2. "A happy marriage is basically like an endless sleepover with a best friend."

3. "If love is blind then marriage is a real eye-opener. Thank God we're a perfect match and our married life is super hot."

4. "You're my lifetime subscription to love."

5. "Let's pinky swear we'll celebrate every wedding anniversary like it's our first."

6. "Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial... Phew!"

7. "Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you."

8. "Another year together and I'd still choose you over a room full of puppies."

9. "Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!"

10. "Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I've ever made."

11. "Saying 'I Do' to you for the rest of my life is the smartest thing I ever did."

12. "Even though we have more grey hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old."

13. "Thanks for never streaming a [favorite series name] without me by your side."

14. "We're the perfect pair. You're the jelly to my peanut butter, the tonic to my gin, the mold to my cheese... I do really love stinky blue cheese."

15. "My love for you still gives me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant."

16. "Let's jump into the richly imagined future together for another whole year of questionable adventures."

17. "This box of chocolates reminds me of you — sweet, salty, nutty and very addictive."

18. "Beyond grateful (and relieved) that we both swiped right."

19. "Love is great but a little 'rizz' never hurts either (and you've got lots of it)."

20. "You'll always be the only person I send heart eye emojis to."

21. "There's no one else in the world I'd rather have snoring next me."

22. "We’ve made another trip around the sun together, and I still can’t believe you’re still willing to take these trips with me!"

23. “A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.”

24. “Morning breath and all, you’re still the one I want to wake up to. Happy anniversary, my love.”

25. “Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.”

26. “A good marriage is like a casserole—only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.”

27. “Thank you for growing old with me. It’s a good thing I find wrinkles adorable!”

28. "As we grow old together, just remember that I’ll always be the young, hot one! To many more years together. I love you!”

29. “Happy anniversary. You’re the perfect choice for my first spouse!”

30. “Marriage: where ‘Yes, dear’ and ‘You’re right’ make a great combination.”

31. “A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made. I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.”

32. "You’re the cream to my coffee — I’ll always have the hots for you! Happy anniversary, babe!"

33. "At times, we may be like fire and ice, it’s a wonder we haven’t combusted!"

34. “An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”

35. "We go together like peanut butter and jelly. With your big belly, you’re clearly the jelly! Happy anniversary, sweetie."

36. "Nobody understands me the way that you do. I wonder why? Maybe we’re really the same person just in two very different bodies! Happy birthday, my handsome better half!"

37. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”

38. "We’ve made another trip around the sun together, and I still can’t believe you’re still willing to take these trips with me!"

39. "We’re on the crazy journey of life together, and I can’t think of a wackier co-pilot. Thanks for always being you in all your wacky glory. Happy anniversary, sweetie."

40. “Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”

Larasati Natasha (Intern)