80 Clown Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bones

1. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

2. My wife dated a clown before we started going out. I had some big shoes to fill.

3. What should you do if you're attacked by a mob of clowns? Go for the juggler!

4. Two clown cars collided with each other last night. Over 50 died.

5. My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown. It was so upsetting that I stopped juggling and almost fell off my unicycle.

6. What's the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is It.

7. Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown they're all screaming.

8. I don't like that clown from IT. He's always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers.

9. What happened when two clown cars bumped into each other? 40 people dropped their snacks!

10. My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns. I'm not certain, but I think he means It.

11. Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon? Because of inflation, he could not buy it.

12. What is the gooey red stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow clowns.

13. My father was the best clown of all time. When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car.

14. How is going to a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

15. A man goes to the doctor because he has a clown growing off his neck... The doctor tells him, "Don't worry, it's nothing serious."

16. Why don't aliens in UFOs ever abduct clowns? Because they smell funny.

17. If a car with four clowns drives off a cliff, what is the tragedy in that? You can fit a lot more than four in a car.

18. I went to the fancy dress shop to buy a clown outfit... I let the salesman pick my nose!

19. The clown was complaining about being tired all the time… Maybe he's juggling too many things.

20. Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? The ringmaster made him bring it back!

21. What's the funniest fish? A clownfish.

22. Why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken from the store.

23. What do you call a clown who hates sitting down? A stand-up comic.

24. How do clowns cook their eggs? Funny side up!

25. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!

26. Why was the clown staring at the carton of juice? Because it said 'concentrate'!

27. What does a tiger call a clown? A happy meal!

28. Why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling funny.

29. Which circus performers can see in the dark? The acro-bats!

30. Did you hear about the human cannonball? He got fired!

31. What do clowns fill their cars with? Laughing gas!

32. Why did the clown wear loud socks? To keep his feet from falling asleep!

33. What happened when the magician got mad? She pulled her hare out!

34. How do you catch a circus elephant? Hide in the high grass and make noises like a peanut.

35. Why did the clown throw his watch out of the window? They wanted to see time fly!

36. What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.

37. What happened to the elephant who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back!

38. Why is Nemo such a funny character? Because he's a clown fish!

39. When do clowns go to the doctor in their clown car? When they feel a little funny!

40. How did the clown arrive to the monster circus? Riding a cycle-ops!

41. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock.

42. What do you call a frugal clown? Pennywise.

43. What material are clown costumes made of? Poly Jester.

44. You're going to clown college? You can't be serious.

45. What is written on Ronald McDonald's gravestone? McRIP.

46. What do you call a clown who went to jail? A sili-con.

47. How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife? "Meet Patty!"

48. What is a clown's favourite type of cheese? Stilton!

49. How big is a clown's hard drive? 100 giggle-bytes!

50. What do clowns call a tremor? A mirth-quake!

51. What does a clown call an OXO cube? A laughing stock!

52. Clowns mostly hate which superhero? Batman.

53. What song is perfect for rodeo clowns? "Danger Zone."

54. Are rodeo clowns funny? They're a barrel of laughs!

55. What drink does The Joker dislike most? Socie-tea!

56. Which test did the clown blow off? The balloon blowing test!

57. What do you call electronics workers who act like buffoons? Circuit clowns.

58. What does a cannibal call a clown? A Happy Meal.

59. Why don't vampires suck the blood of clowns? They have a funny aftertaste.

60. What do dead clowns have? Funny bones.

61. I'm going to send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife. Will she think that's a romantic jester?

62. How did the clown write his jokes? He jest put pun to paper!

63. Why was the lopsided clown looking for another piece of cheese? He only had one stilt-on!

64. I think I'm going to start a clown shoe business. But it's no small feat!

65. What's a rodeo clown's favorite type of bar? A honky-tonk.

66. Did you hear about the really dramatic circus clown? His act was always in tents!

67. How do clowns graduate from clown college? With ed-joke-ation.

68. Where did the clown go after he retired? Down Old Clown Road.

69. Why was the clown so happy after getting an ear transplant on Dec. 31? Because he had a happy new ear!

70. My friend is a clown who performs on stilts... I always look up to them!

71. I bought a clown-shaped lolly at the circus... It tasted funny!

72. Why do clowns have less balloons these days? Inflation!

73. Why did the clown have a sore neck? They slept funny!

74. A clown had an interview for a party supplies store where they had to inflate a balloon as a test... He blew it!

75. Why is Frankenstein such a good rodeo clown? He can put you in stitches.

76. What kind of doctor tells people that laughter is the best medicine? A clown doctor.

77. Who do clowns love to perform with the most? Clownfish.

78. A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, "what a nice jester".

79. Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoes. It's no small feat.

80. Why was the Mom Clown so popular with the other parents? Because she was really good at carpooling.