Dark Humor Jokes: 50 Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You Burst Out Laughing

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Dark humor jokes: they're a unique form of comedy that pushes the boundaries of what we find funny. Sometimes referred to as gallows humor, these jokes tackle taboo subjects with a twist.

While some may find them offensive or insensitive, others see them as a way to cope with life's darker moments. Dark humor jokes have a long history, dating back to ancient times when people used humor to deal with tragedy and hardship. Today, they continue to provoke both laughter and controversy, with comedians and writers often walking a fine line between clever satire and outright offensiveness.

In this article, we have selected some of the best dark humor jokes from various sources, Wednesday (15/5/2024). Be prepare to discover the comedic relief that lies in the darkest corners of the human experience.

1. Today, I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

2. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

3. Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad? Stab it 23 times.

4. Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

5. I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

6. I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

7. Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

8. I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

9. My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It's a good thing he drives a Civic.

10. Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

1. When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

12. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

13. I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99 percent of you will never get it.

14. I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

15. First rule of Vegan Club: You tell everyone about Vegan Club.

16. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

17. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

18. You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

19. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

20. What's worse than biting into an apple and discovering a worm? Biting into an apple and discovering half a worm.

21. Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.

22. A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she's seeing someone. It's either terrible news or great news.

23. As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

24. Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.

25. An apple a day keeps the doctor away Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

1. How are husbands like wine? They take forever to mature.

2. My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine?

3. Just asked my wife what she's "burning up for dinner" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings.

4. Marriages are like gyms. People who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to come out.

5. My spouse and I had a happy life together for 18 years. Then we met.

6. Why is being married worse than having to go to work? Because at least with work there's a chance you'll get a new boss.

7. My husband says I'm too competitive. I told him I already knew that.

8. I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt. He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife.

9. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

10. You never know what you have until it's gone, and in my case, I never knew what true happiness was until after I got married.

11. I just came across my wife's Tinder profile and I'm so angry about her lies. She is not "fun to be around."

12. Wife: "I want another baby." Husband: "That's a relief, I also really don't like this one."

13. Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence - a life sentence.

14. My husband is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

15. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

1. My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

2. The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies. They're always so twisted.

3. I have many jokes about unemployed people â sadly none of them work.

4. Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

5. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

6. I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

7. Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.

8. The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to upset you.

9. My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

10. I asked the corporate wellness officer, "Can you teach me yoga?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."