Shark Jokes: 60 Jaw-Some Puns That Will Bite Your Funny Bones

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Do you love funny and clever jokes? Have you ever heard some good shark jokes? Sharks may seem scary, but they can also be a lot of fun when they become the stars of a joke. Whether you love the ocean or just enjoy a good laugh, these jokes are perfect for you.

Why are shark jokes so popular? It's because they mix humor with a little bit of danger and mystery. Sharks are powerful and fascinating creatures, and that makes them perfect for funny stories and wordplay. Plus, who can resist a clever joke about the kings of the sea?

In this article, we have selected some of the most jaw-some shark jokes.. Brace yourself because these fin-tastic jokes will surely bite your funny bones!

1. If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, try swimming with sharks. It costs an arm and a leg!

2. The star attraction at my local aquarium has been repossessed. Turns out it was a loan shark.

3. Where do lonely dad sharks go to find companionship? Sand bars.

4. What do you call a Hammerhead shark who's operating a drill rig? A Flathead Screwdriver.

5. How did they know the victim of the shark attack had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders on the beach.

6. What happened when the shark got famous? He became a starfish.

7. What are a shark's two most favorite words? Man overboard.

8. What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts? Shark absorbers.

9. What sort of fish operates on a sick shark? A sturgeon.

10. How does a shark lawyer plead in court? Not gill-ty!

11. What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother? "Not gill-ty!"

12. What do you call a shark in a bad mood? Grumpy gills.

13. Who is the most famous shark writer? William Sharkspeare.

14. What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? It got lockjaw.

15. What did the hammerhead shark say to his drinking buddies? I'm hammered.

16. What did the shark say to his wife during a fight? You're just being jaw-matic.

17. What did the 18-year-old shark ask his parents when they kicked him out of the reef? Why are you casting me out?

18. No wonder that shark doesn't have any friends—it's a loan shark.

19. How do sharks stay up all night? They drink jaw-va.

20. What was the marine biologist's kid's excuse for not having his homework? "My shark ate it!"

21. What do sharks order at McDonald's? A quarter flounder with cheese.

22. How do sharks find things online? They surf the fin-ternet.

23. I went to a Halloween party dressed as a shark... The novelty is wearing a little fin!

24. The last ten times I've been to a fancy dress party I've gone as a shark. The joke's wearing fin!

25. What's yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard!

26. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark? An animal that talks your head off.

27. What did the shark say to the whale? What are you blubbering about!

28. What do you call the stuff that gets stuck in a shark's teeth? Slow swimmers!

29. Why did the shark throw his clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

30. What kind of sharks make the best pog players? Slammerheads!

1. Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

2. Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland!

3. What did the shark say to the plate of sushi? Pleased to eat you!

4. How did the hammerhead shark do on his test? He nailed it!

5. Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws!

6. What do sharks order at McDonald's? A quarter flounder with cheese.

7. Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef? To get to the other tide.

8. What's a shark's favorite bible story? Noah's Shark.

9. What's a shark's favorite science fiction TV show? Shark Trek.

10. What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman? Frostbite!

11. What is a shark's favorite smell? Human blood.

12. What does a shark and a computer have in common? They both have megabites!

13. Why didn't the shark want to fight the octopus? Because he knew it was well-armed!

14. What did the shark say when something amazing happened? JAWESOME!

15. What's a baby shark's favorite nursery rhyme? Jack and Gill.

16. Why won't sharks eat clowns? They taste funny!

17. What did the shark say after eating a clown fish? This tastes a little funny!

18. What's a shark's favorite kind of sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

19. What's a shark's favorite candy? Jaw breakers.

20. What do fish like to dress up as for Halloween? Goblin sharks.

21. What did the daddy shark say to the kid shark? "Watch that sharkasm, young man!"

22. What's a shark's favorite card game? Go fish.

23. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kelp. Kelp who? Kelp me! There's a shark.

24. What did the momma shark say to her mouthy son? Don't get sharky, son.

25. There's some-fin special about you!

26. What do you call a shark who wants to be by himself? A loan shark.

27. How do sharks greet one another? "Water you up to, mate?"

28. What did the great white shark say to the cliff jumper? Don't worry, I'll catch you.

29. How does a shark greet a fish? Pleased to eat you.

30. What happened when the shark and a cow mixed together? I don't know but I wouldn't want to milk it!