50 The Rolling Stones Jokes to Start Fans Up with Laughter

Liputan6.com, Jakarta The Rolling Stones are one of the most iconic rock bands ever. They are known for their timeless music and electrifying performances. But did you know that they also inspire some funny jokes?

Whether you're a die-hard fan or enjoy a good laugh, we've covered you with 50 Rolling Stones jokes to start your day with a smile. From Mick Jagger's famous dance moves to Keith Richards, these "The Rolling Stones jokes" will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

1. Why did Mick Jagger break up with his barber? He couldn't get no "satisfaction" with his haircuts!

2. What did Keith Richards say when he ran out of cigarettes? "Time is on my side... as soon as I find a convenience store."

3. How does Mick Jagger like his coffee? Start me up with a double shot of espresso!

4. Why did the Rolling Stones go to therapy? They couldn't get no "emotional rescue" without it.

5. What did Mick Jagger say when he lost his favorite shirt? "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud... and give me back my shirt!"

6. Why did Keith Richards bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted to get higher than the audience!

7. What did Mick Jagger say when he was asked if he believed in ghosts? "I can't get no satisfaction from spooky spirits!"

8. Why did Charlie Watts become a drummer? Because he couldn't resist the temptation to bang on something every time he heard a Rolling Stones song.

9. How does Keith Richards stay young at heart? By living a life that's as wild and unpredictable as his guitar solos!

10. What did Mick Jagger say when someone asked him why he's always on the move? "I can't stop... thinking about my next performance!"

11. Why did Ronnie Wood bring a compass to rehearsal? He wanted to make sure they never lost their direction!

12. What did Mick Jagger say when he accidentally stepped on a banana peel? "I can't get no satisfaction... from slipping and falling!"

13. Why did Keith Richards start wearing sunglasses all the time? To hide the fact that he's actually a vampire who never sleeps!

14. What did Mick Jagger say when someone asked him if he ever gets tired of performing? " I may be getting older, but I still get a kick out of rocking the stage!"

15. Why did the Rolling Stones hire a magician for their tour? Because they wanted to add some "magic" to their already legendary performances!

16. What did Keith Richards say when someone asked him if he had any regrets? "Regrets? I've had a few... but then again, too few to mention!"

17. Why did Mick Jagger bring a dictionary to the recording studio? So he could look up the meaning of "satisfaction"!

18. What did Keith Richards say when someone asked him how he stays so cool under pressure? "I've got the moves like Jagger... and the attitude to match!"

19. Why did Charlie Watts start practicing yoga? To keep his drum ming skills in perfect "harmony" with the band!

20. What did Mick Jagger say when someone asked him if he ever gets nervous before a show? "Nervous? Me? I can't get no satisfaction from stage fright!"

21. Why did Keith Richards bring a bottle of hot sauce to the concert? He wanted to add some "spice" to their performance!

22. What did Mick Jagger say when someone asked him if he ever gets tired of touring? "I can't get no satisfaction from staying in one place for too long!"

23. Why did Ronnie Wood start a side hustle as a chef? Because he wanted to make sure every meal was served with a side of rock and roll!

24. What did Keith Richards say when someone asked him if he ever plans on retiring? "Retire? I can't get no satisfaction from slowing down!"

25. Why did Mick Jagger bring a pair of binoculars to the concert? So he could see all the fans who were "jumpin' jack flash" in the crowd!

26. What did Keith Richards say when someone asked him how he keeps rocking after all these years? " I guess you could say I've got a 'rock solid' dedication to the music!"

27. Why did Mick Jagger start a garden at his mansion? He wanted to cultivate some "wildflowers" to match his rockstar persona!

28. What did Keith Richards say when someone asked him if he believed in aliens? "I can't get no satisfaction from believing in little green men... but who knows what's out there!"

29. Why did Charlie Watts start taking up painting as a hobby? Because he wanted to add some more color to his already vibrant drumming style!

30. What did Mick Jagger say when someone asked him why he's still performing after all these years? "I can't get no satisfaction from sitting still... the music keeps me moving!"

31. Why did Keith Richards bring a lucky rabbit's foot to the concert? He wanted to ensure they had all the luck they needed to put on a legendary show!

32. What did Mick Jagger say when someone asked him if he ever gets tired of singing the same songs? "I can't get no satisfaction from changing up the classics... they're timeless for a reason!"

33. Why did Ronnie Wood start collecting vintage guitars? He ensured he had the perfect instrument for every Rolling Stones hit!

34. What did Keith Richards say when someone asked him if he ever gets nervous before going on stage? "Nervous? Me? I've been rocking since before you were born!"

35. Why did Mick Jagger bring a lucky charm to every concert? He wanted to ensure they had all the good luck they needed to give a stellar performance!

36. If you took ecstasy and smoked pot You'd be a rolling stone.

37. Why did Keith Richards start a fashion line? Because he wanted to make sure everyone could have a piece of his iconic style!

38. Why is it appropriate that the Rolling Stones let their song "Start Me Up" be used for a Windows 95 commercial? Because it contains the lyrics "You'd make a grown man cry."

39. I'm in a band. We do covers of Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, and The Rolling Stones. We're a rock band.

40. My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Rolling Stones songs. I told her - you can't always get what you want.

41. I remember when The Doors and The Rolling Stones played soccer together. The final score was Five to One.

42. I wish my parents ran when they heard The Rolling Stones. Now they're stuck under a pile of rocks.

43. Why are the Rolling Stones always sad? They can't get no satisfaction

44. I haven't heard of the band: "The Rolling Stones" in a while, I guess they went downhill

45. What's Sisyphus' least favorite band? Rolling Stones

46. Why do the Rolling Stones need a Realtor? Because no one moves like Jagger..

47. Why did Microsoft license "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones? Because their software makes a grown man cry.

48. Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport? Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

49. In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive.

50. What's a rolling rolling stone? Mick Jagger in a wheelchair

The Rolling Stones have been rocking the world for decades with legendary performances. And while their music may be iconic, their sense of humor is just as entertaining.

So next time you need a good laugh, remember these "The Rolling Stones jokes" to start fans up with laughter! Keep on rockin' and keep on laughing with The Rolling Stones!