40 Funny Retirement Quotes To Start Your New Life With Laughter

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Retirement can be a bit tricky, especially when you're just starting out in this new phase. If you're feeling a bit lost or struggling to adjust to this slower-paced life, we've got something that might help: a bunch of funny retirement quotes.

Retirement is a big deal in our lives. It's the time when we wave goodbye to the work routine and ease into a more relaxed lifestyle. When we're working, we often dream about retiring as soon as possible. We're thinking about all the extra time we'll have to enjoy life beyond the office. But when it actually happens, it can be a bit tougher than expected.

Feeling alone, missing the job and the familiar faces at the office, or just not knowing what to do with all the newfound free time are common struggles. That's where our collection of funny retirement quotes comes in handy. These quotes are like a dose of good vibes, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and lighten your mood.

In this article, we have collected some of the best, funny retirement quotes that will make you laugh out loud from various sources, Thursday (23/11/2023). These quotes will help you to embrace the new chapter in your life and enjoy your life and time to the fullest.

1. "A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job." - Ella Harris

2. "Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.'" - Gene Perret

3. "I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day." - Gene Perret

4. "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." - George Burns

5. "The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off." - Abe Lemons

6. "When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you." - Gene Perret

7. "I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left." - Voltaire

8. "When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch." - R. C. Sherriff

9. "Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did." - Malcolm Forbes

10. "When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income." - Chi Chi Rodriguez

11. "Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money." - Jonathan Clements

12. "Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65, I still had pimples." - George Burns

13. "I think that retirement is the first step towards the grave." - Hugh Hefner

14. "Retire from work, but not from life." - M.K. Soni

15. "Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did." - Robert Benchley

16. "My retirement plan is to get thrown into a minimum security prison in Hawaii." - Julius Sharpe

17. "There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working." - Robert Half

18. "I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron." - Hartman Jule

19. "Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, the first tired of working, then tired of not." - Richard Armour

20. "A lot of friends complain about their retirement. We tell 'em to get a life." - Vince Lombardi

21. "Don't act your age in retirement. Act like the inner young person you have always been." - J.A. West

22. "Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it." - Gene Perret

23. "Retirement: it's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese." - Gene Perret

24. "You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work." - Joan Rivers

25. "How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

1. "Retirement is the only time when you can have a drink at 10 in the morning, and nobody questions your life choices. Cheers to that!" - Unknown

2. "Retirement isn't that different from work; you still get to use sheets, visit docs, and steal other people's food out of the fridge." - Unknown

3. "What do most people gain after retirement? It would be great to say peace and relaxation, but it's usually a few extra pounds!" - Unknown

4. "Retirement sounds like fun, until you realized you're too old, too broke, and too tired to leave the couch." - Unknown

5. "What do gardeners do when they retire?" - Bob Monkhouse

6. "Retirement: no job, no stress, no pay!" - Unknown

7. "The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the work I was best suited for was retirement." - Unknown

8. "You have to put off being young until you can retire." - Unknown

9. "He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement." - Unknown

10. "You can't retire from being great." - Unknown

11. "The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does." - Unknown

12. "The best thing about retirement is not having to wear pants." - Mark Hewer

13. "Golf is played by 20 million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun." - Jim Bishop

14. "Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache unless you play golf." - Gene Perret

15. "Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living." - Unknown