100 Name Jokes That Will Make You Spit Out Your Drink

1. What do you call a lady who always sets fire to her bills? Bernadette.

2. What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally? Sheer Luck Holmes.

3. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.

4. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.

5. What do you call a woman with one leg on either side of a river? Bridgette.

6. What do you call a man who is shaking in a pile of leaves? Russell.

7. What do you call a man with a spade for a head? Doug.

8. What do you call a man who doesn't have a spade for a head? Douglas.

9. What do you call someone in debt? Owen.

10. What do you call a guy who is building a wall in the middle of a river? Adam.

11. What did the lawyer name his twins? COURTney and CASEy.

12. What do you call a woman who has one leg longer than the other one? Eilene.

13. What do you call a woman who has legs of equal length? Nolene.

14. What do you call a man who is always stealing stuff? Rob.

15. What do you call a woman sitting in a bath of Martini? Olive.

16. What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob.

17. What do you call a guy who keeps vomiting? Chuck.

18. What do you call a man with no underwear? Nicholas.

19. What do you call a Spanish guy who has been discharged from hospital? Manuel.

20. What would you name a girl that's a ding a ling? Isabelle.

21. What do you call a man with a crane on his head? Derek.

22. What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey.

23. What do you call a man who has a car above his head? Jack.

24. What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs? Skip.

25. What was the name of the king's extra knight? Sir Plus.

26. What do you call a girl who catches fish? Annette.

27. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.

28. What do you call a guy pouring water into a glass? Phil.

29. What do you call a woman who works with cats? Kitty.

30. What do you call a woman who keeps singing Christmas songs? Carol.

31. What do you call a man who loves exercising? Jim.

32. What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

33. A girl lying on a beach? Sandy.

34. What do you call a man who likes gardening? Herb.

35. What do you call a guy who has pencils for fingers? Mark.

36. What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.

37. What do you call a woman with a twig on her head? Hazel.

38. What do you call a man who keeps rabbits up his shirt? Warren.

39. What do you call a man who always wins? Victor.

40. What do you call a man with a large black and blue mark on his head? Bruce.

41. What do you call a man who has a plank on his head? Edward.

42. What do you call a man who has 2 planks on his head? Edward Wood.

43. What do you call a man who has 3 planks on his head? Edward Woodward.

44. What do you call a boy with his hair cut at shoulder length? Bob.

45. What do you call a girl with a laptop on her head? Adele.

46. What do you call a man who plays the bagpipes? Scott.

47. What do you call a lady who is hanging from a roof? Eve.

48. What do you call a man who is hanging on a wall? Art.

49. What do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head? Hahmed.

50. What do you call a woman who has a back like a turtle? Shell.

51. What do you call a man in a slow cooker? Stu.

52. What do you call a man who lies in front of your door? Matt.

53. What do you call a man who lives in an envelope? Bill.

54. What do you call a man wearing two raincoats? Max.

55. What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet? Lou.

56. What do you call a woman who sits on the toilet twice? Lulu.

57. What do you call a man who stamps letters for a living? Frank.

58. What do you call a man with a map on his head? Miles.

59. What do you call a man who leaves a fortune when he dies? Will.

60. What do you call a man who is unable to stand? Neil.

61. What do you call a man with a toilet on his head? John.

62. What do you call a man who always wears a coat? Mac.

63. What do you call a man who is sitting in barely warm water? Luke.

64. What do you call a man who is in the dirt in your garden? Pete.

65. What do you call a man who fixes potholes for a living? Phil.

66. What do you call a man driving a truck? Laurie.

67. What do you call a man stuffed in a mailbox? Bill.

68. What do you call a man who sits at the door? Matt.

69. What do you call a man sitting in hot water? Stew.

70. What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window? Kurt and Rod.

71. What do you call a guy with a radio? Roger.

72. What do you call a man that sleeps outside on the lawn? Dewey.

73. What do you call a man who has a car license plate tattoo? Reg.

74. What do you call a man with cat scratches all over his head? Claude.

75. What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.

76. What do you call a woman who sounds like an ambulance? Nina.

77. What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.

78. What do you call a lady who has a radiator for a body? Anita.

79. What do you call a woman who suffers from wind? Gail.

80. What do you call a man who's always there when you need him? Andy.

81. What do you call a man who loves travelling long distances? Miles.

82. A man who watches movies from morning to night? David.

83. What do you call a man who's not religious? Godfrey.

84. What do you call a lady in a Roman dress? Sara-toga.

85. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Flop.

86. What do you call a man in shark-infested waters? Chum.

87. What do you call a woman who stands outside when high winds are blowing? Gail.

88. What do you call a woman who catches fish using her body? Annette.

89. What do you call a man who works in deceased estates? Will.

90. What do you call a man who is unable to stand up? Neal.

91. What is the perfect name for an ambulance? Nina.

92. What do you call a man with a legal document on his head? Will.

93. What do you call a woman with a bunch of holly on her head? Carol.

94. What do you call 2 guys in a window? Curt and Rod.

95. What do you call a man who stamps letters at the post office for a living? Frank.

96. What do you call a woman between two goalposts? Anette.

97. What do you call a guy who loves exercising? Jim.

98. What do you call a man who keeps playing the bagpipes? Scott.

99. What do you call a man who has seagulls land on the side of his head? Cliff.

100. What do you call a man who always wears 2 coats? Max.