50 Quotes from Hocus Pocus That Will Make You Laugh

1. "Dance, dance until you die!" – Winifred Sanderson

2. “Sistahhhs!” - Winifred Sanderson

3. “Let’s breeew another batch!” - Winifred Sanderson

4. "Let's see, amnesia, bunions, chilblains, cholera. Tsk, tsk. We can do better than that, I think." – Winifred Sanderson

5. "Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years." -Winifred Sanderson

6. "Book, darling, come to Mommy!" – Winifred Sanderson

7. "You’ve literally held a grudge for centuries." – Becca

8. "Say what you want! Just don’t breathe on me." - Max

9. "It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus." - Max

10. "I’m a witch. I know things." - The Witch Mother

11. “Unfaithful lover, Long since dead. / Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. / Wiggle thy toes, Open thine eyes, Twist thy fingers towards the sky. / Life is sweet, be not shy, On thy feed, so sayeth I!” - Winifred Sanderson

12. “Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe and a dead man’s toe! Dead man’s toe! Dead man’s, dead dead dead dead.” - Sarah Sanderson

13. “Bubble, bubble! I'm in trouble!” - Bus Driver

14. “It is a prison for children.” – Winifred Sanderson

15. "Goodbye, cruel world." — Winifred Sanderson

16. “I shall always be with you.” - Thackery Binx

17. “I am beautiful! Boys will love me!” – Sarah Sanderson

18. “Aren’t you broads a little bit old to be trick or treating?” - Master’s wife

19. "Legend has it, it’s on the sixteenth birthday that witch gets her powers." – Gilbert

20. “You’re going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.” – Thackery Binx

21. "It reeks of children!" - Mary Sanderson

22. "Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It’s a conspiracy." - Max

23. "I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle." - Thackery Binx

24. "My eyes have misted over with the tragic tears of a lifetime of failure." – Winifred

25. "My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow’s Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh, oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine!" - Winifred Sanderson

26. "Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!" - Winifred Sanderson

27. "Well, fancy! We desire children." - Winifred Sanderson

28. "Damn, damn, damn! Double damn." - Winifred Sanderson

29. "Well, you see? It’s like this: I, I um broke into the old Sanderson house, and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book." - Max

30. "Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" - Winifred Sanderson

31. "Welcome to High School Hell." - Max

32. “It's the burning rain of death! Come, you fools!” - Winifred Sanderson

33. "I'll have your guts for garters, girl!" - Winifred Sanderson

34. “Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok.” - Sarah Sanderson

1. "Cat's got my tongue!" – Winifred Sanderson

2. "Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose." - Max

3. "Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?" -Winifred Sanderson

4. "Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!" - Billy Butcherson

5. "Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?" - Dani

6. "You hags! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!" -Thackery Binx

7. "Stuff it, zit face." - Dani

8. "I love you, jerkface." - Dani

9. “Boy down!” - Sarah Sanderso

10. "Sisters, Satan has married Medusa. See the snakes in her hair." - Mary Sanderson

11. "It's a full moon tonight. That's why all the weirdos are out." - Dani

12. “Eh, rich people. They’ll probably make us drink cider, and bob for apples.” - Dani

13. “My lucky rat tail!” - Sarah Sanderson

14. “He’s a good zombie.” - Max

15. “Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!” - Winifred Sanderson

16. “Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?” - Winifred Sanderson