100 Quotes About Coffee for Instagram Captions

1. "I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake." - Lewis Black

2. "Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after." - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

3. "Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with." - Terri Guillemets

4. "Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world." - Thomas Jefferson

5. "Coffee is a language in itself." - Jackie Chan

6. "Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility." - Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

7. "Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self." - Terry Pratchett

8. "Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven." - Jessi Lane Adams

9. "Coffee is the answer to all problems." - Unknown

10. "I can't imagine a day without coffee. I can't imagine!" - Howard Schultz

11. "As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?" - Cassandra Clare

12. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” - Rian Aditia

13. “I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” - T.S. Eliot

14. If it wasn’t for coffee, I’d have no discernible personality at all.” - David Letterman

15. "Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank." - Alphonse Allais

16. “I like instant gratification. It’s like instant Coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.” - Jarod Kintz

16. “Caffeine and sugar—the two basic food groups.” - Laurell K. Hamilton

17. “There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” - Rian Aditia

18. “Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.” - Rory Bremner

19. “The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.” - Old Arabic Saying

20. “I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” - Burt Lancaster

21. “Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.” - Unknown

22. “I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” - Sandra Bullock

23. “Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” - Fran Drescher

24. “The road to success is paved in coffee.” - Unknown

25. “I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” - Jac Vanek

26. “To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” - Hugh Jackman

27. “I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” - Terri Guillemets

28. “Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” - Terri Guillemets

29. “I drink coffee. Without coffee, I probably couldn’t write.” - Jonathon Ames

30. "Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.” - Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

1. "Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of roast goat." - Johann Sebastian Bach

2. “Even bad coffee is better… than no coffee at all.” - David Lynch

3. “Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.” - Bob Irwin

4. “Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.” - Unknown

5. “Did I run out of caffeine or are you really that boring?” - Unknown

6. “If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - Abraham Lincoln

7. “Coffee first. Schemes later.” - Leanna Renee Hieber

8. “A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” - Paul Erdos

9. “I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” - Ronald Reagan

10. “Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” - Steven Wright

11. “Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline—the first often tasting like the second.” - Edward Abbey

12. “What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” - Henry Rollins

13. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” - Lewis Blake

14. “I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” - Napoleon Bonaparte

15. “The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.” - Unknown

16. “No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for ‘Before Coffee.'” - Cherise Sinclair

17. “I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” - Abigail Reynolds

18. “I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.” - Flash Rosenberg

19. “Coffee is good for talent, but genius wants prayer.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

20. “Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping.” - Unknown

1. Mornings feel right when the coffee’s just perfect.

2. A little coffee, a little peace, and a whole lot of magic.

3. Coffee first. The world can wait.

4. Every sip feels like a small hug in a cup.

5. Today’s forecast: 100% chance of coffee.

6. Life happens, but coffee helps.

7. Coffee knows all my secrets and still sticks around.

8. Simplicity is a warm cup of coffee on a quiet morning.

9. Brewed for moments that matter.

10. Coffee doesn’t ask questions. It understands.

11. One sip closer to becoming a morning person.

12. My favorite kind of therapy comes in a mug.

13. You can’t pour from an empty cup—unless it’s coffee.

14. Calm mind, warm hands, full heart—thanks, coffee.

15. The art of doing nothing starts with coffee.

16. Behind every great day is a strong cup of coffee.

17. When life gets blurry, adjust your coffee strength.

18. I like my mornings the way I like my coffee—slow and strong.

19. Every cup is a small reminder to pause and breathe.

20. Coffee: because adulting is hard enough.

21. Some stories begin with “once upon a time,” mine start with “first, coffee.”

22. Fresh thoughts start with fresh brews.

23. A moment of silence for the first sip of the day.

24. The best ideas begin with coffee stains on a notebook.

25. Coffee is my favorite way to say good morning to myself.

26. Every morning deserves a little coffee magic.

27. A good day starts where the coffee is strong and the heart feels light.

28. Coffee makes even Mondays feel less serious.

29. Just me, my thoughts, and a cup that never judges.

30. A quiet morning with coffee feels like a luxury.

31. The world looks softer after the first sip.

32. Some chase dreams. I brew mine.

33. Coffee isn’t just a drink; it’s a pause that feels like peace.

34. My favorite conversations always start with, “Want some coffee?”

35. The best love story? Me and my morning brew.

36. Every cup tells a different story, and today’s one smells like hope.

37. Happiness often hides in the steam of a fresh cup.

38. Coffee gives rhythm to the silence of my mornings.

39. One small cup, endless inspiration.

40. A sip of coffee feels like sunlight inside.

41. I don’t need motivation; I just need coffee.

42. Coffee is my excuse to sit still and dream.

43. Even chaos feels calmer with a cup in hand.

44. Coffee: the bridge between sleep and ambition.

45. I may not have it all figured out, but I have coffee.

46. The first sip feels like the world saying, “You’ve got this.”

47. Some people meditate; I brew.

48. The aroma of coffee feels like home wherever I go.

49. Life may be messy, but my coffee is always on point.

50. When the cup is full, so is my soul.