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Liputan6.com, Jakarta Do you love cats? If so, you are going to like these funny cat jokes. These cute little furry friends never make our lives boring. They always have a way to add color to our lives with their antics.
Cats are really curious creatures. They always love to explore and play. They run, jump, and chase something that interests them, making us smile widely. And these cute behaviors have inspired many funny cat jokes that always make us laugh out loud.
Here, we have gathered some funny cat jokes that will tickle your funny bones. We gathered them from various sources, Tuesday (28/10/2025). Get ready to laugh out loud.
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The Best Cat Jokes
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1. What do you call a cat who runs the post office? Post Meowster.
2. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
3. What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
4. Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
5. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-ntain.
6. What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.
7. Why are cats so good at video games? Because they have nine lives!
8. What's a cat's favorite dessert? A mice cream cone.
9. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
10. Why did the cat complain all the time? He heard that cats have whine lives.
11. What's a cat's favorite TV show? Claw & Order: Special Kittens Unit.
12. What is a cat's favorite song? "Three Blind Mice."
13. Why was the cat so small? Because it only ate condensed milk!
14. What do you call a cat who works in business? A purrfessional.
15. What's a cat's favorite jacket? A purr coat.
16. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
17. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
18. What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis!
19. What do you call a cat with eight legs? An octo-puss.
20. Why don't kittens like online shopping? They prefer catalogs.
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21. Who gives cats the best presents? Santa Claws!
22. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.
23. Where did the kitten want to have her birthday party? At a pounce house.
24. What party game do cats love to play? Mew-sical chairs.
25. What is a cat's best subject in school? Hiss-tory.
26. How does a cat answer the phone? "Meow may I help you?"
27. Why did the cat wear a tuxedo? He was feline fancy!
28. Why don't kittens play fetch? They'd rather catch a nap.
29. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.
30. What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
31. Why did the cat get sent to the principal's office? He had a bad catitude in class.
32. What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
33. How do cats mix cake batter? With whiskers.
34. What did the cat say when it was confused? I'm purr-plexed!
35. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy claws!
36. What do you call a stylish cat? A dandy lion.
37. What's a cat's favorite nursery rhyme? Three Blind Mice!
38. Where do kittens go on school trips? The mewseum!
39. What colour do cats like? Purr-ple!
40. What do cats have minty breath? They use mousewash!
Funny Knock-Knock Cat Jokes
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41. Knock, knock. Who's there? Meow. Meow who? Meow you doing?
42. Knock, knock. Who's there? Feline. Feline who? Feline fine after reading all these cat jokes!
43. Knock, knock. Who's there? Purr. Purr who? Purrfect, that's who!
44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Kitty. Kitty who? Kitty up, it's time for dinner!
45. Knock, knock. Who's there? Paws. Paws who? Paws and let me in, I'm freezing out here!
46. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cat. Cat who? Cat-ch me if you can!
47. Knock, knock. Who's there? Whiskers. Whiskers who? Whiskers me luck before my big date!
48. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fur. Fur who? Fur you, I'd do anything!
49. Knock, knock. Who's there? Pet. Pet who? Pet me right meow!
50. Knock, knock. Who's there? Cat! Cat who? "Cat me outside, how bout dat?!"
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More Funny Cat Jokes
51. What is a cat's favorite thing to drink on a summer day? White Claw.
52. Why does the cat do stand-up? He lives for the a-paws.
53. What did the cat say when he lost all his money? "I'm paw!"
54. What do you call a cat who teaches at a university? A purrfessor.
55. Why shouldn't you buy essential oils from a cat? It's probably a purramid scheme.
56. What's a cat's favorite board game? Catan!
57. What do cats do after an argument? Hiss and make up.
58. Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himalayas? She was a sher-paw.
59. Who was the most powerful cat in China? Chairman Miaow.
60. What does a cat order at a bar? A whisker sour.
61. Why aren't cats religious? They're scared of dogma.
62. What is a cat's favorite type of exercise? Pawlates!
63. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store!
64. What did the cat say to his friend who claimed to be dating a supermodel? "You're kitten, right?"
65. Why did the cat have trouble writing his second novel? He only had one tail to tell.
66. What is a cat's favorite kitchen tool? The "whisker".
67. What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
68. What's a cat's favorite day of the week? Caturday. (Furday is a close second!)
69. What's a cat's favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic.
70. What is a cat's favorite book? The Great Catsby.
71. Did you hear about the cat that ate a bad sausage? It was the wurst.
72. What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat? Chicago!
73. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!
74. What do you give a cat with allergies? An anti-hiss-tamine.
75. Why was the cat so frustrated? She was a purrfectionist!