40 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Celebrate the Special Day With Joy and Laughter

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Thanksgiving is just around the corner! Everyone is preparing to celebrate this special day with family and friends. It's a wonderful time to gather together, share delicious food, and create lasting memories. But what really makes Thanksgiving special are the funny Thanksgiving quotes that add a little humor to the festivities.

Thanksgiving should be a time for joy and laughter. These funny Thanksgiving quotes can bring smiles and lighten the mood at the dinner table. They remind us to enjoy the moment and appreciate the company of loved ones. Sharing a good laugh can help us connect with each other and make the day even more memorable.

In this article, we have selected some of the best funny Thanksgiving quotes. Let's welcome the Thanksgiving with a smile and laughter.

1. "This one has gotten me into trouble in the past. But I'm sorry, I have to say this: Thanksgiving is too close to Christmas!" - Seth Meyers

2. "Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." - Richard Roeper

3. "I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." - Erma Bombeck

4. "The turkey. The sweet potatoes. The stuffing. The pumpkin pie. Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? I don't think so." - Nora Ephron

5. "Michelle will tell you that when we get together for Christmas or Thanksgiving, it's like a little mini-United Nations⦠I've got relatives who look like Bernie Mac, and I've got relatives who look like Margaret Thatcher⦠We've got it all." - Barack Obama

6. "My mother is a great hunterâshe usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey." - Kirsten Gillibrand

7. "My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." - Phyllis Diller

8. "Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis

9. "Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. That's the day people celebrate with food by eating as much of it as possible." - Garfield

10. "On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves." - George Carlin

11. "What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama? And pie. Apple or pumpkin?" - Blair Waldorf

12. "The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating." - John Walters

13. "Every Thanksgiving I bring the champagne, because in my family we all know what our strengths are." - Gloria Fallon

14. "Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! It's the day you forget about all the fighting and division in the world and just focus on all the fighting and division in your family." - Jimmy Fallon

15. "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James

16. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." - P.J. O'Rourke

17. "It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day." - Marilu Henner

18. "Happy Thanksgiving! This year I'm thankful that your family is so annoying you're checking Twitter instead of talking to them." - Stephen Colbert

19. "Thanksgiving: when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn't have to cook." - Melanie White

20. "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet

21. "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck

22. "You know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise, old Native American woman saying, Don't feed them. If you feed them, they'll never leave." - Dylan Brody

23. "After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations." - Oscar Wilde

24. "It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds." - Unknown

25. "I like football. I find it's an exciting strategic game. It's a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving." -Craig Ferguson

1. "Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings." - William Arthur Ward

2. "Give thanks not just on Thanksgiving Day, but every day of your life." - Catherine Pulsifier

3. "I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

4. "Thanksgiving Day is a good day to recommit our energies to giving thanks and just giving." - Amy Grant

5. "I am happy because I'm grateful. I choose to be grateful. That gratitude allows me to be happy." - Will Arnett

6. "I am grateful for what I am and have. My Thanksgiving is perpetual." - Henry David Thoreau

7. "Thanksgiving day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude." - E.P. Powell

8. "Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our Thanksgiving." - W.T. Purkiser

9. "Simple blessings are all around us. Once we receive them with Thanksgiving and appreciation, we experience true joy." - Krystal Kuehn

10. "Be thankful for everything that happens in your life; it's all an experience." - Roy T. Bennett

11. "Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude." - Nigel Hamilton

12. "If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get." - Frank A. Clark

13. "For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received." - Storm Jameson

14. "No matter what our circumstance, we can find a reason to be thankful." - David Jeremiah

15. "We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction." - Henry Allen Ironside