45 Insomnia Quotes Funny and Perfect for Your Instagram Status

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Do you ever stay awake at night, staring at the ceiling, wishing you could fall asleep? If so, you might be experiencing insomnia. Insomnia is when you have trouble falling asleep even when you want to. It can leave you feeling tired throughout the day. But don't worry, you're not alone!

Many people struggle with insomnia; sometimes, a good laugh can accompany you. That's where insomnia quotes funny come in. Insomnia quotes funny poke fun at the struggles of being unable to sleep. They might bring a smile to your face on those sleepless nights.

Here, we have gathered some insomnia quotes funny to read when you can't fall asleep at night. Check out these insomnia quotes funny to lighten the mood or get you to sleep.

1. “I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.”

2. “Sleep is such a luxury, which I can’t afford.”

3. “My day starts backwards… I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.”

4. “The night is the hardest time to be alive and 4 a.m. knows all my secrets.”

5. “Dear Mind, please stop thinking so much at night, I need sleep.”

6. "Nothing is louder than overthinking after midnight."

7. “My eyelids are heavy, but my thoughts are heavier.”

8. “Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.”

9. “The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.”

10. "At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up."

11. “Sleep is such a luxury, which I can’t afford.”

12. "Due to tonight's lack of sleep, tomorrow has been canceled."

13. “I’m an insomniac, my mind works the night shift.”

14. “My mind decides to run when normal people sleep.”

15. “I prefer insomnia to anesthesia.”

16. “I think insomnia is a sign that a person is interesting.” ― Avery Sawyer

17. “You are the biggest enemy of your own sleep.” — Pawan Mishra

18. “The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.” — Unknown

19. “Sleep comes more easily than it returns.” — Victor Hugo

20. “The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.” — W. C. Fields

21. “It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.” — Baltasar Gracian

22. “The scary thing about having insomnia is not the hours lost for sleeping but the re-run of thoughts you’ve been trying to forget.”

23. “His insomnia was so bad; he couldn’t sleep during office hours.” — Arthur Baer

24. “I find the nights long, for I sleep but little, and think much.” ― Charles Dickens

25. “When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep, and you’re never really awake.” — Chuck Palahniuk

26. “Only the insomniac looks on with open eyes, like a cadaver who forgot to die.” — Gyula Krúdy

27. “Your dreams may seem impossible to someone with insomnia.” — Junnita Jackson

28. “Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it’s time to get up.”

29. “Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.” — Clifton Fadiman

30. “Don’t fight with the pillow but lay down your head and kick every worriment out of the bed.” — Edmund Vance Cooke

31. “I wonder why I don’t go to bed and go to sleep. But then it would be tomorrow, so I decide that no matter how tired, no matter how incoherent I am, I can skip one more hour of sleep and live.” — Sylvia Plath

32. “Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction.” — Lynn Johnston

33. “Look on the bright side insomniacs, at least your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.”

34. “Staring at the blue sky causes insomnia to occur in the human.” — Steven Magee

35. “I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.” — David Benioff

36. “Sleeplessness is a desert without vegetation or inhabitants.” — Jessalyn West

37. “Between the midnight and the morning: on a given day, that’s the hardest stretch of time to fill.” ― Luis Joaquin M Katigbak

38. “The worst things: to be in bed and sleep not, to want for one who comes not, to try to please and please not.” — Proverbs

39. "Insomnia is a glamorous term for thoughts you forgot to have in the day." — Alain de Botton

40. “Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.” — Fran Lebowitz

41. “A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.” — Charlotte Bronte

42. “It is a special kind of homelessness to be evicted from your dreams.” — Karen Russell

43. "Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking." — Clifton Fadiman

44. “Sleeplessness comes when my thoughts outweigh the night.” — Terri Guillemets

45. “There will be sleeping enough in the grave.” — Benjamin Franklin