30 Funny Ricky Bobby Quotes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Ricky Bobby is a fictional character portrayed by Will Ferrell in the comedy film "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" (2006). Ricky Bobby is a NASCAR driver known for his absurd personality and humorous words. This article will cover some of his humorous words summarized in Ricky Bobby's quotes.

The iconic Ricky Bobby quotes are memorable snippets that describe his character and the entire film. There are many laugh-out-loud moments and laughable one-liners in this film. The film has many funny characters and memorable dialogue; Ricky Bobby's quotes remain memorable years later. His words still make audiences laugh out loud to this day. 

The quotations are often quoted for their comedic value and have become iconic in popularity. Reading Ricky Bobby's Quotes can lighten your smile and brighten your day because of his funny lines. This article compiles 30 Ricky Bobby Quotes to make you laugh out loud. Without delay, let’s get started!

1. "It's real nice. I got it at target. It's on sale."

2. "I'm just a big hairy American winning machine. If you ain't first, you're last."

3. "Shake And Bake!"

4. "Susan, you got to watch it when I get into autograph mode."

5. "Dear eight pound, six ounce, newborn baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We'd just like to thank you for all the races I've won and the money that I have accrued over this past season."

6. "I hope that both of you have sons … handsome, beautiful, articulate sons, who are talented and star athletes and they have their legs taken away. I mean I pray for you to know that pain and that hurt."

7. "I've lived my whole life by that!"

8. "The Ninjas are trying to get me."

9. "No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300."

10. "I was gone for three hours!"

11. "Well, what do you say we get thrown out of an applebee's?"

12. "Yup, flying through the air. This is not good."

13. "From now on, you're the Magic Man and I'm El Diablo."

14. "It won The Academy Award… best movie ever made."

15. "Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now."

16. "When you work on your mysterious lady-part stuff, you should have the right tools too. So, that's why you should use Maypax, the official tampon of NASCAR."

17. "You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth."

18. "Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, Jesús, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell."

19. "I like the Christmas Jesus best and I'm saying grace. When you say grace you can say it to grown-up Jesus, or teenage Jesus or bearded Jesus or whoever you want."

20. "I'm not sure what to do with my hands."

21. "Everyone turn away. Things are gonna get crazy. We're gonna make animal noises."

22. "I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy in Russia."

23. "I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I mean I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence."

24. "I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red, then f*** you."

25. "Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders: I am too drunk to taste this chicken."

26. "Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

27. "This Sticker Is Dangerous And Inconvenient, But I Do Love Fig Newtons."

28. "Hey, shut up you little pot-licker, I'll stick you in a microwave!"

29. "Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! Help me, Allah! Help me, Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! Help me, Oprah Winfrey!"

30. "Absolutely Ma'am. I'd love to sign your baby. You're not gonna want to wash that."