55 Johnny Bravo Quotes for Those Who Need Some Laughs

1. “But enough about me… Let’s talk about me. What do you think of me?”

2. “Mama mia. That’s a spicy meatball!.”

3. “Man, I’m pretty.”

4. “Enough about you, let’s talk about me, Johnny Bravo.”

5. “Now remember, I do my best work when I’m being worshiped as a god.”

6. “It’s a beautiful day. But not as beautiful as me.”

7. “I am Johnny Bravo, the one-man army!”

8. “Wanna see me comb my hair really fast?”

9. "Don't touch the hair!"

10. “Great Scott. My pizza-sense is tingling.”

11. “I am investigating the disappearance of all the cats in the city… my living room is full of cats… that means… (pause) I’m hungry!”

12. “Hello, 911 Emergency? There’s a handsome guy in my bathroom! Hey, wait a second. Cancel that – it’s only me! ”

13. “Remember, it’s not how you look, it’s how I look.”

14. “Hey, if you were me, you’d be good-looking too.”

15. “Every day I look in the mirror and it’s good to be Johnny.”

16. “Check the pects, hoo-ha!"

17. “So you don’t want to dance? But I’m good for a laugh, right?”

18. “Don’t think of it as a rejection, think of it as a redirection to someone better: me.”

19. “Rejection is just an opportunity to start again, only smarter. And with more hair gel.”

20. “The only thing better than a lady is a lot of ladies.”

21. “Remember, kids, the muscles are in the biceps, but the power’s in the hair gel.”

22. “If at first you don’t succeed, try again with better lines.”

23. “The wise man said, ‘Flex more, worry less.’”

24. “Mama always said, life is like a box of chocolates. It’s sweet and leaves you wanting more.”

25. “Mama, how come I didn’t get the family’s good looks? Oh wait, I did.”

26. “Family’s the one gang you can’t quit, baby!"

27. “Every step into the unknown is a step towards finding yourself… and looking good doing it.”

28. “Adventure’s out there, and it needs a hero! Guess I’ll do.”

29. “The best view comes after the hardest climb. Especially if you can see your reflection.”

30. “We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.”

31. “Remember, a friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.”

32. “I’m a hunk of burning love!”

33. “I’ve got a PhD in cool, you might want to take notes.”

34. “Oh, you think you’re smooth? I invented smooth.”

35. “A broomstick can replace a friend, but a friend who brings pizza… that’s irreplaceable.”

36. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”

37. “Who needs a map when you’ve got style?”

38. “So you said no. Good, now I have more time to admire myself.”

39. “Confidence is my middle name.”

1. “Hey, Baby! Anybody ever tell you I have beautiful eyes?”

2. “I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine.”

3. “Hey there, pretty mama!”

4. “You look pretty… I look pretty… why don’t we go home and stare at each other?”

5. “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

6. “You must be a parking ticket, ’cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”

7. “Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

8. “Baby, you’re like a car accident, ’cause I just can’t look away.”

9. “Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me uncomfortable, but I still want you around.”

10. “I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve fallen for you.”

11. “If loving you is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.”

12. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot!”

13. “Girl, you’re like an angel, and I’m in need of some heaven.”

14. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

15. “Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.”

16. “Your beauty blinds me because it comes from your heart and it is reflected in your eyes.”