35 Funny Friend Quotes to Share with Your Bestie

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Funny friends make life more entertaining, don't they? If you need a good laugh or just want to brighten your bestie's day, you come to the right place! In this article, we have collected 35 funny friend quotes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and make you smile.

These quotes are perfect for reminiscing about old memories or just enjoying each other's company. These funny friend quotes are perfect to share with your best friend.

So, grab your favorite snacks, relax with your friends, and get ready to laugh together at these witty and interesting funny friend quotes.

1. "Everyone is a complicated human being, and everyone is strong and weak and funny and scared." - Laverne Cox

2. "Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine." - Charles Dickens

3. "To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship." - Sallust

4. "Marriage: a friendship recognized by the police." - Robert Louis Stevenson

5. "You and I are more than friends. We're like a really small gang." - Unknown

6. "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you... even when you're a little crazy." - Unknown

7. "We'll be friends until we're old and senile... Then, we'll be new friends!" - Unknown

8. "A good friend will always stab you in the front." - Oscar Wilde

9. "Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself." - Confucius

10. "It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." - Marlene Dietrich

11. "Friends don't let friends do silly things alone... especially if it involves embarrassing Snapchat filters." - Unknown

12. "It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you." - Mark Twain

13. "A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!" - Jennifer Wilson

14. "I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal." - Jane Austen

15. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it's a friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson

1. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey

2. "All you need to do to be my friend is like me." - Taylor Swift

3. "Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends." - Henry Brooks Adams

4. "I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends—and my friends are hilarious." - Issa Rae

5. "Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face." - Unknown

6. "True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together." - Unknown

7. "We're best friends because we both know the same swear words and use them excessively." - Unknown

8. "A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have." - Unknown

9. "Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone." - Unknown

10. "A true friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though they know you're slightly cracked." - Unknown

11. "You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you." - Unknown

12. "I'm lucky to have a friend like you... even if you did let me make a fool of myself last night." - Unknown

13. "I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness." - Unknown

14. "You're the friend I'd share my last cookie with... even if it was a really, really good cookie." - Unknown

15. "I don't know what's tighter: our jeans or our friendship." - Unknown

16. "When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'" - Groucho Marx

17. "You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal." - Elizabeth Taylor

18. "We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home together." - Unknown

19. "Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth." - Unknown

20. "I hope we're friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people." - Unknown