43 Tony Montana Quotes from Scarface That Will Make You Can't Stop Laughing

1. "You know what capitalism is? Getting f**ked!"

2. "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."

3. "Say hello to my little friend!"

4. "Manny, look at the pelican fly. Come on, pelican!"

5. "Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you."

6. "Okay. F**k you! How's that?"

7. "Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"

8. "The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls."

9. "Every dog has his day."

10. “I'm Tony Montana! You f**k with me, you f**kin' with the best!”

11. “You wanna waste my time? OK. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.”

12. “I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card... I'm gonna carve him up real nice.”

13. "The World Is Yours!"

14. "You a communist? Huh? How'd you like it, man? They tell you all the time what to do, what to think, what to feel. Do you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people? Baa! Baa!"

15. "You wanna work 8, 10 f**king hours? You own nothing, you got nothing!"

16. “Would you kiss me if I wear the hat?”

17. “I never f**ked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them.”

18. “Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits.”

19. “I got my balls, and I got my word, and I don't break 'em for anybody.”

20. "I work hard for this. I want you to know that."

21. "You remember. I like to forget that."

22. "You want a job, ernie?"

23. "I didn’t come to the united states to break my f***ing back."

24. "What'd you think of that, huh? What you think, I'm a f*cking worm like you?"

25. "Who ever said you was one?"

26. "Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education, but that's okay."

27. "You think you kill me with bullets? I take your f***ing bullets! Go ahead!"

28. "I bury those cockroaches!"

29. "I'm tony montana! You f*** with me, you f***in' with the best!"

30. "Chi Chi, get the yeyo."

31. "I got ears, you know. I hear things."

32. "Sanitation? I told you to tell 'em that you was in a sanatorium. Not sanitation, sanatorium."

1. " Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!" - Frank Lopez

2. "Lesson number two: Don't get high on your own supply." - Elvira Hancock

3. "Hey, Tony. Remember when I told you when you first started working for me, the guys that last in this business, are the guys who fly straight. Low-key, quiet. But the guys who want it all, chicas, champagne, flash... they don't last." - Frank Lopez

4. "Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony." - Elvira Hancock

5. "We're not winners, we're losers" - Elvira Hancock

6. "I only tell you once. Don't f*** me, tony. Don't you ever try to f*** me." - Alejandro Sosa

7. "You still gonna show up here and throw some money around and you think you can get my respect?" - Georgina Montana

8. "You can't tell me what to do, tony. No more. I am not a baby anymore." - Georgina Montana

9. "Every day above ground is a good day." - Mel Bernstein

10. "You're always hungry. You should try starving." - Elvira Hancock

11. "Me, dance? Hey, I think I wanna have a heart attack." - Frank Lopez