100 Funny Sunday Quotes to Make Your Weekend Full of Smiles

1. “If your Sunday doesn’t involve wine and yoga pants, you’re doing it wrong.” - Unknown

2. “Sundays should come with a pause button.” - Unknown

3. "I'm not lazy on Sunday. I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

4. "My favorite exercise on Sunday is running away from responsibilities." - Unknown

5. “SUNDAY. The day… I planned a lot, but actually do nothing.” - Lovely Goyal

6. “Sunday is a good day to save the world in one’s pajamas.” - Adrienne Posey

7. “It’s Sunday, therefore I am 100% motivated to do nothing today!” - Unknown

8. "My couch and I have serious plans this Sunday. Very serious." - Unknown

9. "Sunday: the day my bed becomes a black hole." - Unknown

10. "Sunday is my favorite day to do nothing and feel good about it." - Unknown

11. "Sunday calories don't count. I checked." - Unknown

12. "I need a weekend to recover from this Sunday." - Unknown

13. "Dear Sunday, I love you more than Monday loves ruining lives." - Unknown

14. "My bed is magnetic on Sunday. Science cannot explain it." - Unknown

15. "I tried being productive on Sunday once. Once." - Unknown

16. "Sunday is for lying in bed and pretending Monday doesn't exist." - Unknown

17. “Sunday checklist: do nothing and chill.” - Unknown

18. "I followed my dreams — they led me straight back to bed.” - Unknown

19. “Sunday, the day for the language of leisure.” - Elfriede Jelinek

20. "Sunday is proof that good things must come to an end."

1. “Sunday mood: moving slowly and pretending it’s enough.”

2. “Sunday: When ‘Do Nothing‘ becomes a skill.”

3. “Sunday: powered by snacks and zero plans.”

4. “My Sunday goal? Do nothing, but do it well.”

5. “Sundays are for naps I didn’t plan.”

6. “If you need me, I’m busy relaxing… very slowly.”

7. “Sunday is my excuse to delay everything.”

8. “My Sunday outfit? Anything stretchy.”

9. “Sundays feel like a soft ‘no’ to responsibilities.”

10. “Sunday is my favorite day to ignore alarms.”

11. “On Sundays, even my coffee needs coffee.”

12. “Sunday: the day I promise to be productive… next week.”

13. “Sunday calories don’t count. I checked.”

14. “Sundays were made for comfy clothes and chaos avoidance.”

15. “If Sunday had a theme, it would be ‘later.’”

16. “Sunday is my personal slow-motion mode.”

17. “Sun, snacks, and silence… that’s my Sunday plan.”

18. “My brain on Sunday: buffering…”

19. “Sunday laughs count as weekend therapy.”

20. “Sunday is my weekly reminder to relax before panicking tomorrow.”

21. “I wish Sunday came with a pause button.”

22. “Sunday: still weekend, but you can feel Monday spying on you.”

23. “Sunday is the day to cancel plans you made with energy you didn’t have.”

24. “Sundays feel short because I spend half of them trying to wake up.”

25. “Sunday is my reminder that rest is also productive.”

1. "Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless." - Bill Watterson

2. “Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!” - D.S. Mixell

3. "Time flows in a strange way on Sundays." -Haruki Murakami

4. "You know what Sunday is, it's a day with a lot of potential for naps." - Polly Horvath

5. "Sunday, the day for the language of leisure." - Elfriede Jelinek

6. "The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend." - Chuck Palahniuk

7. ”But it’s Sunday, Mr. Bell. Clocks are slow on Sundays.” - Truman Capote

8. “Oh dear Sunday, I want to sleep in your arms and have fun day.” - Santosh Kalwar

9. “Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” - Catherine McCormack

10. “Don’t judge men’s wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.” - Benjamin Franklin

1. “Sunday brunch: the only time it’s acceptable to eat breakfast and lunch at once.”

2. “Brunch is my Sunday love language.”

3. “Sunday brunch: because choosing between pancakes and eggs is too stressful.”

4. “My Sunday workout is lifting a fork at brunch.”

5. “Sunday brunch is my weekly reward for surviving myself.”

6. “If it’s Sunday and I’m missing, check the nearest brunch table.”

7. “Sunday brunch is just happiness served on a plate.”

8. “Brunch on Sunday feels like hitting the cheat code for life.”

9. “Sunday brunch: where the food is warm and the decisions are not.”

10. “The only plan I trust on Sunday is brunch.”

11. “Sunday brunch calories disappear at midnight. I don’t make the rules.”

12. “Sunday brunch is my favorite way to pretend my life is organized.”

13. “If Sunday had a flavor, it would taste like brunch.”

14. “Sunday brunch is my weekly reminder that carbs have feelings too.”

15. “Brunch on Sunday turns my ‘ugh’ into ‘ahh.’”

1. "I'm not doing nothing on Sunday. I'm actively choosing rest."

2. "My body thinks Sunday is a national holiday for sleeping."

3. "Moving from the bed to the couch counts as exercise on Sunday."

4. "I have a PhD in Sunday laziness. No classes required."

5. "Alarm clocks should be illegal on Sunday. Change my mind."

6. "My ambition on Sunday is to do absolutely nothing perfectly."

7. "I put the 'lay' in Sunday. Get it? Okay, I'll go back to sleep."

8. "Sunday laziness is not a choice. It's a lifestyle."

9. "I can't adult today. Sunday took all my energy away."

10. "My remote control gets more action than me on Sunday."

11. "Sunday is when I practice for retirement every single week."

12. "I worked hard all week. Now my couch needs me."

13. "Being lazy on Sunday is my full-time job and I never miss work."

14. "I'm saving energy on Sunday for all the things I won't do Monday."

15. “I had big plans today… then Sunday happened.”

1. “Sunday feels great… until I hear Monday footsteps in the distance.”

2. “I can smell Monday coming, and it smells like stress.”

3. “Sunday is peaceful, but Monday is already peeking around the corner.”

4. “Sunday would be perfect if Monday stopped sneaking up on me.”

5. “My Sunday joy fades the moment Monday starts walking closer.”

6. “Sunday is fun until you remember Monday is loading.”

7. “I’m relaxing, but I can feel Monday approaching like a villain.”

8. “Sunday: chilling. Monday: creeping.”

9. “Sunday is my happy place… ruined only by Monday getting closer.”

10. “I swear Monday starts moving earlier every Sunday.”

11. “On Sunday I rest, but my brain keeps shouting, ‘Monday is coming!’”

12. “Sunday is a soft pillow; Monday is the alarm clock crawling toward it.”

13. “I feel Monday approaching, and it’s ruining my Sunday snacks.”

14. “Sunday lets me breathe… then Monday shows up and takes the air.”

15. “Sunday is short because Monday walks faster than it should.”