35 Adam Sandler Quotes That Will Make You Smile

1. "I don't know what drives me to succeed."

2. "I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends."

3. "I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket."

4. "Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle."

5. "I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind."

6. "My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing."

7. "A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard."

8. "When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter."

9. "I can handle pain."

10. "Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh."

11. "With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised."

12. "I grew up cursing a lot."

13. "When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing."

14. "Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty."

15. "I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience."

1. "I know I want to always do the best I can."

2. "Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it."

3. "I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles."

4. "I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life."

5. "Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue."

6. "I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead."

7. "You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at."

8. "I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine."

9. "I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received."

10. "I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do."

1. "My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire."

2. "Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

3. "I'm filthy rich!"

4. "Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!"

5. "Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot."

6. "I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out."

7. "Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for."

8. "I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it."

9. "Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you."

10. "Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking."