50 Turkey Jokes to Celebrate the Thanksgiving With Laughter

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and that means it's time to bring out the turkey jokes! Thanksgiving is a day to enjoy good food, family, and fun, and these turkey jokes are perfect for adding extra laughs to your celebration.

The turkey is the star of Thanksgiving dinner, and it wouldn't feel the same without it. Thanksgiving just wouldn't be complete without a juicy turkey in the middle of the table. So, it's only right to share some funny turkey jokes that everyone can enjoy while they gather around for a feast.

In this article, we have selected some of the best turkey jokes from various sources, Tuesday (11/11/2025). These funny jokes will surely make your Thanksgiving celebration full of joy and laughter.

1. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

2. Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

3. What happened to the turkey that got in a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

4. What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey? "All about that baste."

5. What's blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.

6. What side of a turkey grows more feathers? The outside!

7. What do you call a ghost of a turkey? A poultry-geist.

8. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics!

9. What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe? Copy and basting!

10. What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? A tur-key!

11. Do you know where you can get turkey stock in bulk? The stock market.

12. What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!

13. What's the best way to keep a turkey in suspense? You'll find out at Thanksgiving dinner!

14. How does a turkey travel? By gravy train.

15. Why do turkeys hate the kitchen on Thanksgiving? It smells fowl.

16. How turkey got famous? He played in "Harry Potter and the gobbler of fire."

17. What kind of turkey requires ID? Wild Turkey.

18. Which side of a turkey has more feathers? The outside.

19. What did the turkey say to his real estate agent? Turn-key only.

20. You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one.

21. How come the turkey didn't eat dinner? He was already stuffed.

22. Why did the turkey bring a microphone? He was ready to roast.

23. Why turkey prefers an android? Because he prefers to say googlegoogle.

24. What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.

25. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!

1. Why did the turkey cross the road? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

2. Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!

3. What's a turkey's favorite month? They don't have one, but they prefer any other than November!

4. Why do turkeys lay eggs? Well if they threw them, they would break!

5. Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks.

6. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble.

7. What's the official dance of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.

8. What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.

9. What's a turkey's favorite dessert? Apple gobbler.

10. What did the leftover turkey say? Make me a sandwich!

11. In what country is Thanksgiving sadly not celebrated? Turkey.

12. What did the mother turkey say before getting into the oven? "I'm stuffed."

13. When do turkeys get nervous? When the calendar turns to November!

14. What did the ghost put on the turkey on Thanksgiving? Grave-y.

15. Did you hear about the turkey that plays baseball? He covers first baste.

16. What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!

17. What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A goblet.

18. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was stuffed.

19. What wish did the turkey make on his birthday? That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.

20. Why do turkeys always say, "gobble, gobble!"? Because they never learned table manners.

21. an a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, of course! A building can't jump at all!

22. What do turkeys do on Sunday? Have a peck-nics.

23. What's the difference between a turkey and a chicken? Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving.

24. What is an offbeat turkey called? A quirk-key!

25. Where can one find a turkey that has no legs? Exactly where one leaves it!