50 Willy Wonka Quotes That Will Make Your Day As Sweet As Chocolate

1. “The suspense is terrible, I hope it will last.”

2. “Now, don’t get excited. Don’t lose your head, Augustus. We don’t want anybody to lose that.”

3. “I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.”

4. "Gives it a little kick."

5. “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

6. “Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow room, it goes to the fudge room!”

7. “Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries.”

8. “Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, but not a drop to drink.”

9. “Invention is 93% perspiration 6% inspiration 3% perspiration and 2% butter scotch ripple.”

10. “Everything in this room is edible. Even I’m edible. But, that would be called cannibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.”

11. “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”

12. “If the good lord intended us to walk, he never would’ve invented roller skates.”

13. “Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.”

14. “Oh, you have questions? Let me drop everything.”

15. “Oh, you should never, never, doubt what nobody is sure about.”

16. “A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men.”

17. "Greed always overcomes need."

18. “We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams.”

19. “Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.”

20. “No, no, don't speak. For some moments in life, there are no words.”

21. “If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.”

22. “There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you’ll be free if you truly wish to be.”

23. “We have so much time and so little to see.”

24. “Help. Police. Murder.”

25. “Stop. Don’t. Come back.”

26. “She was a bad egg.”

27. “No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall … But it’s the only way if you want it just right.”

28. “Hm … well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven’t they?”

29. “Who can I trust to run the factory when I leave and take care of the Oompa-Loompas for me? Not a grown-up. A grown-up would want to do everything his own way, not mine.”

30. “I don’t understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits. Well, we still have each other. Shall we press on?”

31. “So shines a good deed in a weary world.”

32. “Why? Are you having fun?”

33. “Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he wanted … He lived happily ever after.”

34. “I had to find a child. A very honest, loving child, to whom I could tell all my most precious candy-making secrets.”

35. “Rainbow drops. Suck them and you can spit in seven different colors!”

36. “You really shouldn’t mumble, because I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”

37. “Want to change the world? There’s nothing to it.”

38. “There’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going.”

39. "That's the thing about flamingos. They need someone to show 'em the way."

40. "I've got twelve silver sovereigns in my pocket. And a hatful of dreams"

41. “It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world!”

42. “Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick.”

43. “It happens every time, they all become blueberries.”

44. “Is it my soul that calls upon my name?”

45. “A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.”

46. “Where is fancy bred? In the heart or in the head?”

47. “Impossible, my dear lady! That’s absurd! Unthinkable!”

48. “All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. All aboard, everybody.”

49. “This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.”

50. "I'm very pleased to hear you say that because I'm giving it to you."