150 Among Us Jokes That Are Totally Not Sus

1. Why did the impostor become a chef? To slice and dice without questions!

2. How does an impostor write a book? With a killer plot twist!

3. Why did the impostor join the gym? To work on their backstabbing muscles!

4. What does an impostor eat for breakfast? Decereal!

5. Why did the impostor become a dentist? They love removing crewmates from their seats!

6. How does an impostor take photos? They always capture their best side... while hiding bodies!

7. Why did the impostor study magic? To make crewmates disappear!

8. What does an impostor call their workout routine? Kill-ates!

9. Why did the impostor become a barber? They wanted to give everyone a close shave with danger!

10. How does an impostor tell time? By counting down to the next kill!

11. Why did the impostor open a bakery? To bake fresh alibis every day!

12. What does an impostor drink in the morning? Liar-cino!

13. Why did the impostor become a teacher? To give lessons in deception!

14. How does an impostor go shopping? They always steal the show!

15. Why did the impostor join a band? They wanted to kill it on stage!

16. What does an impostor use to fix things? A lie wrench!

17. Why did the impostor become a pilot? To take crewmates on their final flight!

18. How does an impostor play chess? By removing all the other pieces quietly!

19. Why did the impostor study acting? To perfect their innocent face!

20. What does an impostor call their vacation? A killing spree cruise!

21. Why did the impostor become a gardener? To plant false evidence everywhere!

22. How does an impostor celebrate holidays? With a murder mystery dinner!

23. Why did the impostor learn painting? To frame other people!

24. What does an impostor call their diary? A death note!

25. Why did the impostor become a lawyer? They already know how to cover up evidence!

1. Why did the crewmate press the button during lunch? They found something fishy in the kitchen!

2. How long does an emergency meeting last? Until someone gets blamed for nothing!

3. Why did the crewmate call a meeting at midnight? They wanted a late-night snack of drama!

4. What happens when nobody speaks at an emergency meeting? Awkward space silence!

5. Why did the crewmate press the button three times in a row? They really wanted attention!

6. How do you ruin an emergency meeting? Start with "I have no proof, but..."

7. Why did the crewmate call a meeting in storage? They wanted to unpack their feelings!

8. What do you call a meeting with no evidence? A waste of oxygen!

9. Why did the crewmate press the button right after spawn? They wanted to say good morning!

10. How does an emergency meeting start in space? "Okay, where was everybody?"

11. Why did the crewmate call a meeting during a blackout? They wanted to brighten the mood!

12. What happens at every emergency meeting? Everyone becomes a detective suddenly!

13. Why did the crewmate press the button in weapons? They wanted to fire some accusations!

14. How do you know a meeting will go badly? When it starts with "trust me..."

15. Why did the crewmate call a meeting in navigation? They lost track of who was lying!

16. What do you call five emergency meetings in one game? A chat room convention!

17. Why did the crewmate press the button near shields? To protect themselves from blame!

18. How does every meeting end? With someone getting thrown into space unfairly!

19. Why did the crewmate call a meeting in medbay? They needed to diagnose the lies!

20. What happens when the impostor calls the meeting? Chaos and finger-pointing everywhere!

21. Why did the crewmate press the button in communications? They wanted everyone to listen!

22. How do you survive an emergency meeting? By staying quiet and looking innocent!

23. Why did the crewmate call a meeting in cafeteria? They wanted to serve some hot gossip!

24. What do you call a meeting that solves nothing? Every meeting ever!

25. Why did the crewmate press the button near oxygen? The tension was suffocating!

1. Why do impostors love air conditioning? Because vents are their happy place!

2. How does an impostor travel fast? They take the vent express!

3. Why did the impostor get stuck in the vent? They had too much space food!

4. What do you call an impostor who lives in vents? A professional tunnel traveler!

5. Why do impostors never get lost? The vent system is their second home!

6. How does an impostor exercise in secret? Vent yoga sessions!

7. Why did the impostor bring snacks to the vent? For a nice hiding spot picnic!

8. What do you call a vent full of impostors? A traffic jam underground!

9. Why do impostors love ventilation? It keeps their murder plans fresh!

10. How does an impostor decorate their vent? With guilty pleasure posters!

11. Why did the impostor install Wi-Fi in the vents? To browse while they hide!

12. What do you call an impostor's favorite shortcut? The fast lane to murder!

13. Why do impostors bring pillows to vents? For comfortable evil plotting!

14. How does an impostor stay fit? Vent aerobics every day!

15. Why did the impostor write a book about vents? To share their escape routes!

16. What do you call a vent party? An underground impostor meetup!

17. Why do impostors love the vent network? Free travel without questions asked!

18. How does an impostor find their way? They follow the vent map in their mind!

19. Why did the impostor bring a flashlight to the vent? To see their next victim clearly!

20. What do you call an impostor leaving a vent? A pop-up surprise nobody wanted!

21. Why do impostors never pay rent? The vents are their free real estate!

22. How does an impostor pass time in vents? Playing hide and murder seek!

23. Why did the impostor bring music to the vent? To set the killing mood!

24. What do you call a crowded vent system? Rush hour for evil doers!

25. Why do impostors love vent maintenance? It gives them a reason to be there!

1. Why does Red always get blamed first? Everyone assumes they're hot-headed and guilty!

2. How does Blue stay calm during meetings? They keep their cool personality frozen!

3. Why did Green refuse to be impostor? They wanted to stay environmentally friendly!

4. What does Yellow bring to every game? Bright ideas and suspicious vibes!

5. Why does Pink never get voted out? Everyone thinks they're too sweet to kill!

6. How does Black hide during blackouts? They become invisible in the darkness!

7. Why does White always look innocent? Clean record, clean conscience, clean kills!

8. What does Orange do during autumn? Blend perfectly with the season's colors!

9. Why does Purple make terrible alibis? They're always caught red... or purple-handed!

10. How does Brown stay grounded? By keeping their feet on the spaceship floor!

11. Why does Cyan cry during meetings? They're always feeling blue about accusations!

12. What does Lime do in the greenhouse? Feel right at home with plants!

13. Why does Tan get ignored? They're too bland to be memorable!

14. How does Maroon solve mysteries? With deep, dark detective thinking!

15. Why does Gray never pick sides? They see every argument in neutral tones!

16. What does Coral dream about? Swimming in the ocean, not floating in space!

17. Why does Banana slip up as impostor? Their peel gives them away every time!

18. How does Rose smell trouble? With their flower-powered instincts!

19. Why does Navy command respect? Their military bearing demands attention!

20. What does Mint do to stay fresh? Keep their alibi cool and clean!

21. Why does Olive branch out? To make peace during heated meetings!

22. How does Ruby sparkle during gameplay? With gem-quality deception skills!

23. Why does Copper conduct investigations? They're excellent at making connections!

24. What does Slate write during meetings? Rock-solid evidence on stone tablets!

25. Why does Cream rise to the top? They're the smoothest talker in space!

1. What do you call a musical impostor? A kill-harmonic player!

2. Why did the crewmate open a restaurant? To serve just-ice to everyone!

3. How do astronauts throw parties? They planet in advance carefully!

4. What do you call a lying vegetable? An im-pea-ster in the garden!

5. Why did the spaceship get good grades? It aced every task perfectly!

6. How do crewmates stay warm? With crew-necks and heated accusations!

7. What do you call a smart impostor? A kill-ectual with deadly brains!

8. Why did the task fail? It had no com-mission to succeed!

9. How do you describe a funny crewmate? Ab-task-olutely hilarious in space!

10. What do you call a dancing impostor? A kill-erina performing final moves!

11. Why did the spaceship break up? Too many toxic crewmates aboard!

12. How do crewmates send letters? Through air-mail in zero gravity!

13. What do you call a sleepy impostor? A kill-napper taking deadly naps!

14. Why did the task get promoted? It always completed its job!

15. How do crewmates make decisions? They take a space vote together!

16. What do you call a wealthy impostor? A kill-ionaire with blood money!

17. Why did the oxygen fail? It needed space to breathe properly!

18. How do crewmates tell jokes? With astro-nomical amounts of humor!

19. What do you call a tiny impostor? A kill-ipede with deadly legs!

20. Why did the reactor love math? It enjoyed nuclear calculations!

21. How do crewmates organize files? In space-ial folders alphabetically!

22. What do you call a royal impostor? Your kill-jesty the murderous!

23. Why did the wires get tangled? They had a twisted relationship!

24. How do crewmates stay healthy? With astro-bics and space exercises!

25. What do you call a ghostly impostor? A kill-spirit haunting the ship!

1. Are you the impostor? Because you just killed me with your looks!

2. Do you want to complete tasks together? Because we'd make a perfect crew!

3. Are you medbay scan? Because you're the only one I can trust!

4. Can I follow you around? I promise I'm just doing visual tasks!

5. Are you electrical? Because you're shockingly attractive to me!

6. Do you need help with wiring? Because I feel a connection here!

7. Are you oxygen? Because I can't breathe without you nearby!

8. Can we skip this vote? I'd rather spend time with you!

9. Are you a vent? Because I'm falling for you quickly!

10. Do you want to watch cams together? I can't take my eyes off you!

11. Are you reactor? Because my heart is overheating near you!

12. Can I be your crewmate? I'll protect you from any impostor!

13. Are you navigation? Because you've guided me to your heart!

14. Do you need a bodyguard? I'll follow you everywhere, always!

15. Are you communications? Because I want to talk all night long!

16. Can we do card swipe together? I promise I'll get it right!

17. Are you shields? Because you protect my heart from getting hurt!

18. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

19. Are you admin? Because you're always on my mind's map!

20. Can I empty trash with you? Let's take out the garbage together!

21. Are you security? Because you've caught me staring at you!

22. Do you want to fix reactor? Because you make my temperature rise!

23. Are you cafeteria? Because you're the snack I've been craving!

24. Can we align engines together? I want to steer toward your heart!

25. Are you the emergency button? Because I need you right now, desperately!