75 Camping Jokes That Are Truly Hilarious

Liputan6.com, Jakarta Going camping brings joy to many people around the world. The fresh air, beautiful nature, and time with friends make camping special. Sharing camping jokes during your trip can add more fun to your experience. Everyone loves to laugh while sitting around the campfire at night.

Camping jokes help create happy memories when you are outdoors. You can tell these camping jokes while hiking, cooking food, or relaxing in your tent. Even if you go camping alone, reading some funny camping jokes can make you smile and enjoy your time in nature more.

If you love camping, we have collected some of the best camping jokes for you from various sources, Wednesday (12/11/2025). You can use them for your next trip or just to bring a little fun to your day.

1. What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags? Burritos.

2. Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.

3. You can't run through a campsite. You can only ran... Because it's past tents.

4. Why is tuna a perfect food for both dolphins and campers? Because it's good for all in-tents and porpoises.

5. How would you describe a happy camper? Content.

6. "My wife and I went camping to save our marriage. It was an in tents situation."

7. "I Googled my symptoms... Turns out I'm having camping withdrawals."

8. If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

9. "I tried to buy a camouflage tent the other day. But I couldn't find any."

10. Why didn't the bike want to go camping? It was two tired.

11. What warm drink helps mom relax when they're camping? Calm-omile tea.

12. "My girlfriend asked me what my favorite extreme hobby was, I replied 'Camping. Because it's in tents.'"

13. Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients? He was found with criminal in-tent.

14. The best part about living in an RV? It's harder for relatives to drop in for a visit.

15. "I went camping with some dolphins. It was fun, for all in-tents and porpoises!"

16. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired? Because they just finished a 31-day March!

17. Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods? It's okay. He woke up.

18. Why was the burglar hiding in the campsite? He had criminal in-tent!

19. What do you call a bear with no ears? Anything you want! It can't hear you!

20. "Bought stuff cheap from the Richard III Camping Shop last December. The sign said 'Now Is The Winter Of Our Discount Tents.'"

1. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out? Don't sleep too long in it!

2. What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin diving.

3. At camp what does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.

4. If you've got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got? A big wheelbarrow.

5. Why did the bread want to go camping? So it could loaf around.

6. What's brown, hairy and can be found in a tent? A coconut camping.

7. What's another name for a sleeping bag? A nap sack.

8. What kind of music do you listen to while camping? Rock 'n' Roast.

9. How do you know if a bear is in your campground? You'll see paw-sitive evidence.

10. What's a ghost's favorite camping dessert? Boo-berry pie.

11. Why do trees make terrible comedians? Because their bark is worse than their bite.

12. What did one marshmallow say to the other marshmallow around the campfire? Time to get toasty!

13. How do you make a campfire feel special? Give it a blazing compliment.

14. What do you call a bear that loves to sing campfire songs? A bear-a-toned vocalist.

15. What do you get when you cross a dog and a firefly? A hot dog with a glowing personality.

16. What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire? "Stick with it."

17. Where do cows go camping? Upstate Moo York.

18. What do fireflies eat at camp? Light snacks.

19. Why are elephants always ready for camping? They always have a trunk!

1. Knock, knock! Who's there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?

2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Carrie. Carrie who? Carrie these camping chairs, please.

3. Knock! Knock! Who is there? Annie! Annie who? Annie more marshmallows to eat on the campfire?

4. Knock! Knock! Who is there? Ken! Ken who? Ken you also hear something growling?

5. Knock! Knock! Who is there? Kent! Kent who? Kent you please paddle any faster?

6. Knock! Knock! Who is there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie on with your camping.

7. Knock! Knock! Who is there? Comin! Comin who? Comin side the tent, 'cause it's freezing outside.

8. Knock! Knock! Who is there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon a little bored. So let's go camping.

1. What do you say to a tent with a split personality? "You're two tents?"

2. "My parents sent me to mime camp one summer. I still can't talk about it."

3. When's the only time and place most teens go camping? In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty!

4. Where does a camper keep his money? In the River Bank!

5. At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat? Nothing, it just waved.

6. What do you call a group of grizzlies cracking up together? A BEARel of laughs!

7. If you're in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood? By its bark.

8. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy? The Canary Islands!

9. Why are hiking shops so diverse? Because they employ people from all walks of life.

10. What kind of bagels do all the campers eat? A Winnebago.

11. Did you hear the one about the skunk who went camping? Probably for the best... It really stinks.

12. If RV campers don't have any lawn decorations, what do they have? Mobile gnomes.

13. What is green and loves going camping? A boy sprout.

14. Why did the summer camp counselors wear sunglasses? Because their campers were so bright.

15. What did the little boy say when he found a spider in his tent? "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

16. What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping? Fly fishing.

17. What do fir trees always remember to bring when camping near a lake? Their swimming trunks.

18. What did the campers call the bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

19. What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

20. What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent.

21. How do trees access the internet? They log in.

22. Would you like to go camping with some llamas? Alpaca my tent!

23. Where do sharks go camping? Finland!

24. Why don't mummies like going camping? They're afraid to unwind!

25. What do people say about campfires? They give them glowing reviews!

26. What do frogs wear to go camping? Open toad shoes!

27. What did one tree say to the other while camping? I'm falling for you!

28. What did the tent say to the angry campers? Don't pitch a fit!