40 Joe Rogan Quotes That Will Inspire You

1. "That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."

2. "I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."

3. “If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.”

4. "I see martial arts as moving forms of meditation. When you're sparring or drilling techniques, you can't think of anything else."

5. "Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."

6. "It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."

7. "People for the most part can smell lies."

8. "Be the hero of your own story."

9. "To really appreciate life you got to know you're going to die."

10. "The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout."

11. "I think it would do a lot of people good just to realize how vulnerable they are."

12. "We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life."

13. "If life wasn't real it would be the craziest psychedelic trip ever"

14. "Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit."

15. "Life is strange. You keep moving and keep growing. Before you know it, you look back and think, 'What was that?'"

16. "I never want to compromise my act just to get a laugh."

1. "Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years."

2. "If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?"

3. “When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.” - Joe Rogan

4. “You only regret the workouts you didn’t do.”

5. “The universe rewards hustle.”

6. “Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

7. “Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they often borrow each other's sugar.”

8. “You don't want to just be a consumer, you want to be a participant.”

9. “Haters are all failures. It’s 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.”

10. "There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results."

11. "One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good."

12. "Excellence in anything increases your potential in everything."

13. "In order to be truly great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness."

14. "The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion"

15. "Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired."

16. "The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it."

17. "I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you."

18. "The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel."

19. "Live your life like you're the hero in your movie and right now."

20. "Someone else's success does not equal a failure for you."

21. "It's been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people."

22. "Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great."

23. "Once you understand what excellence is all about... you see how that excellence manifests itself in any discipline."

24. "By putting yourself in that intense form of stress, it makes regular life more peaceful."