Mean Girls Quotes: 45 Iconic Lines that Become Legendary

1. "Get in, loser. We're going shopping." – Regina

2. "On Wednesdays, we wear pink." - Karen

3. "You can't sit with us!" - Gretchen

4. "She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives." - Janice

5. "You're like, really pretty." - Regina

6. "That is so fetch!" – Gretchen

7. "Oh fetch is like slang… from England."- Gretchen

8. "You could try Sears." - Saleswoman

9. "She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus."

10. "Don't let the haters stop you from doing your thang." - Kevin

11. "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets." - Damien

12. "I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense." - Karen

13. "She's not pretty. I mean, that sounds bad, but it's true." - Regina

14. "I just have a lot of feelings." - Crying Girl

15. "One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."

16. "Is that your natural hair color?" – Regina

17. "Is butter a carb?" - Regina

18. "Oh, my God, Danny DeVito! I love your work!" - Damien

19. "She doesn't even go here!" - Damien

20. "You smell like a baby prostitute." - Janice

21. "So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!"- Regina

22. "Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!" - Damien

23. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!" - Mrs. George

24. "So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"

25. "I can't help it if people are intimidated by me."

1. "Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter." - Cady

2. "You don't need to dumb yourself down to be attractive to a guy. You're smart and beautiful." - Ms. Norbury

3. "I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy." - Crying Girl

4. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular." - Gretchen

5. "You can't wear a tank top two days in a row and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week."- Gretchen

6. "The weird thing about hanging with Regina was that I could hate her and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me."- Cady

7. "She's not even that pretty. I mean, look at her, she's just so weird-looking." - Regina

8. "If you're going to lie about why you're late, at least come up with something believable. Everyone knows you're lying."

9. "Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front of a bus." - Cady

10. "You know what? It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!" - Cady

11. "I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man." - Cady

12. "I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this." - Gretchen

13. "Ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you." - Cady

14. "I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all-carb diet. God, Karen, you are so stupid!" - Regina

15. "I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!" - Damien

16. "Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs." - Janice

17. "I don't want to hear your apologies. I want you to stop trying to make me into something I'm not!"

18. "Gretchen, stop trying to make the fetch happen! It's not going to happen!" – Regina

19. "Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. That's just like the rules of feminism." – Gretchen

20. "I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair, she'd look like a British man." – Cady