42 Funny Relaxation Quotes to Help You Relax and Recharge

1. Ten years from now you'll laugh at whatever's stressing you out today. So why not laugh now?

2. The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

3. My boss told me to have a good day…so I went home.

4. So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?

5. Give your stress wings and let it fly.

6. Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.

7. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

8. If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

9. If each day is a gift, I would love to know where I can return my Mondays.

10. Relax. No one else knows what they're doing either.

11. God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.

12. I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

13. That awkward moment when my parents see the 'taking-a-break' part and not the actual studying.

14. If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago.

15. I've got 99 problems, and 86 of them are completely made-up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.

16. From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.

17. When I hear somebody sigh, 'Life is Hard,' I am always tempted to ask, 'Compared to what?'

18. Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.

19. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

20. If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

21. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

22. Those days where all you feel like doing is laying in bed.

23. Don't worry, better days are coming, and they are called Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

24. Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.

25. You mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

26. Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency.

27. Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths.

28. Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be.

29. As important as it is to have a plan for doing work, it is perhaps more important to plan for rest, relaxation, self-care, and sleep.

30. What you want is to develop a sustainable habit: a stress-free approach to reducing your stress.

31. By working faithfully 8 hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.

32. Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

33. No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.

34. Brain cells create ideas. Stress kills brain cells. Stress is not a good idea.

35. The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

36. For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

37. We must have pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

38. Remember today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

39. If you do what you love, it is the best way to relax.

40. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

41. While you may have many other responsibilities in life like your family, work, school, or relationships, you should also learn to relax and play.

42. Relax. Enjoy the moment. Be yourself.

The next time you're feeling stressed or need a little pick-me-up, remember these funny relaxation quotes. They're like a friend that's always there to cheer you up when you need it most. Take a deep breath, relax, recharge, and keep smiling!