50 Inspirational Funny Quotes to Give You Extra Energy Today

1. "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost

2. "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers

3. "It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

4. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.” - Joe Girard

5. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” - Theodore Roosevelt

6. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” - Douglas Adams

7. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” - Robert Orben

8. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” - Groucho Marx

9. “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all.” -Sam Ewing

10. “Whatever you do, always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood.” - Bill Murray

11. “Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” - Don Herold

12. “Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.” - Steve Maraboli

13. “Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.” - Robert Benchley

14. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” - Unknown

15. "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." ~ Vince Lombardi

1. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” - Tom Lehrer

2. “Bad decisions make good stories.” - Ellis Vidler

3. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” - Cathy Guisewite

4. "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar

5. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party." - Ron White

6. "It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going." - Jim Jarmusch

7. "The road to success is always under construction." - Lily Tomlin

8. “Be like a postage stamp; stick to one thing until you get there.” - Josh Billings

9. “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” - Tina Fey

10. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” - Elbert Hubbard

11. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.” -Lucille Ball

12. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” -Katharine Hepburn

13. “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” - Mae West

14. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” - Reba McEntire

15. “When I hear somebody sigh, ‘Life is hard,’ I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?'” - Sydney J. Harris

1. “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” - Forrest Gump

2. “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

3. “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

4. “You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel.” - Incredibles 2

5. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” —Stanley Hudson, The Office

6. “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.” - Morty, Rick and Morty

7. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I’ll find it along the way.” - Michael Scott, The Office

8. “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.” - Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld

9. “Today is a good day to try.” - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

10. “A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.” - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

1. "Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door." - Kyle Chandler

2. "You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself." - Sam Levenson

3. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles M. Schulz

4. "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright

5. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible!'" - Audrey Hepburn

6. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” - Unknown

7. “Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” - Jason Love

8. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” - Will Rogers

9. "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams

10. “Think like a proton. Always positive.” - Unknown