35 Funny Minion Quotes That Will Make Tickle Your Funny Bones

1. “C’est banana! Hahaha! Miam Miam! Huh?” – Minions

2. “No, no, no! Hey, a piñata!” – Minions

3. "Uh... la cucaracha?" - Kevin the Minion

4. "No no no no, Kevin, let me do it, let me do it, spita." - Stuart the Minion

5. “Banana!” – Stuart

6. “Minions. Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have. They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike- Oh, that one is Norbert. He's an idiot. They're all different, but all share the same goal:... To serve the most despicable master thru could find.” – Narrator

7. “Biboli maaaa! Bohayinaaa – ah no nooo!” - Minions

8. “Hello, Fred. FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard, and I don’t appreciate it.” – Gru

9. "Poppadom?" - Stuart

10. "Blumock." - Minions

11. “We were born with flippers! … No? Just me? Okay.” - Frankie Fishlips

12. "Don't you Scarlett me!" - Scarlett Overkill

13. "I think, yes, I think we're gonna have to break up. And it's not you... oh, wait hold on... It is you. It's a hundred percent you!" - Scarlett Overkill

14. “Si, para tu. Bye-bye!" - Bob

15. "Oh Walter, look, these adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando too!" - Madge Nelson

1. “Doesn’t it feel so good to be bad?” – Scarlet Overkill

2. "You have no idea who you're messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!" - Scarlett Overkill

3. "Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. The pigs encountered a big, bad wolf, who hired the three pigs to come work for her. One day, the pigs did something very stupid, so the wolf huffed, and puffed and she BLEW THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! The end." - Scarlett Overkill

4. “This is torture! Guys, cut it out! This is really unprofessional!” – Herb Overkill

5. "So... You came for the queen's crown, did ya? Well, you're gonna have to get through me! The keeper of her crown!" - Tower Guard

6. "And just for the record my little deviled eggs, you can thank Kevin for what I'm about to do to YOU!" - Scarlett Overkill

7. "So get comfortable, Minions. Get real, real comfortable. Because this is where you're going to spend the rest of you worthless, little lives." - Scarlett Overkill

8. "You have no idea who you are messing with! I am the greatest supervillain of all time!" - Scarlett Overkill

9. "Oh, WERE you?" - Young Gru

10. "They took everything from me! My castle, my reputation! Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie! But now, at least, I have my crown!" - Scarlett Overkill

11. "You're gonna have to get through me!" - Kevin the Minion

12. "Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns!" - Queen Elizabeth II

13. "And that is how the Minions found their new boss! He was cunning! He was evil! He was perfect! He was... despicable!" - Narrator

14. "This is Queen Elizabeth! And I really, really, really want her crown!" - Scarlett Overkill

15. “I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you. I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.” – Scarlet Overkill

16. “By the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire!” – Tina

17. “You think it’s funny to mock the elderly, do ya?” - Keeper of the Crown

18. “Steal me the crown, and all your dreams come true. Respect power!” - Scarlet Overkill

19. “I’m going to get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine! Scarlet Overkill! If I was a minion, that’s who I would want to work for.” – Tina

20. “Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution! Get them!” – Scarlet Overkill