100 Snowman Jokes That Will Make Your Christmas Funnier

1. What happened when the snowman got angry? He had a meltdown!

2. How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!

3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

4. Where do snowmen keep their money? In snow banks!

5. What do you call an old snowman? Water!

6. What did one snowman say to the other? Can you smell carrots?

7. What kind of money do snowmen use? Cold hard cash!

8. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He had the chills!

9. What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren!

10. What is a snowman's favorite drink? Iced tea!

11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

12. How do you know if there's a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet!

13. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!

14. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

15. What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer? I.C.!

16. What does a snowman take when he's feeling sick? A chill pill!

17. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers!

18. Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs!

19. What happened when the icicle fell on the snowman's head? It knocked him out cold!

20. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!

21. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile!

22. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies!

23. What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

24. Why don't snowmen get married? They always get cold feet!

25. What is a snowman's favorite pet? A b-lizzard!

26. What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing? Freeze!

27. What is a snowman's favorite game? Ice spy!

28. What do you call a snowman's dog? A slush puppy!

29. What does a snowman call dandruff? Snowflakes!

30. Why do snowmen like living at the North Pole? Because it's cool!

31. What's a snowman's favorite Mexican food? Brrrrrr-itos!

32. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!

33. How did the snowman win the Tour de France? Riding his icicle!

34. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out!

35. Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites!

36. What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder!

37. What do you call a snowman in the desert? Lost!

38. Which Marvel character do snowmen like the least? Thaw!

39. What kind of cereal do snowmen eat? Frosted flakes!

40. What sort of cakes do snowmen like? Cakes with thick icing!

41. How do you scare a snowman? With a hairdryer!

42. Why don't snowmen like carrot cake? Because it tastes like bogies!

43. What's a snowman's favorite animal? A polar bear!

44. What is a snowman's favorite food? Chilli!

45. What does Olaf like to sing? "Let it snow, Let it snow!"

46. What do snowmen use to brush their teeth? Ice picks!

47. What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

48. Why did the snowman stay in bed? Because he was feeling flaky!

49. Why do snowmen always get invited to parties? Because they're cool characters!

50. What do snowmen do in summer? Chill out!

51. What did the snowman say to the hairdryer? You make me melt.

52. What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.

53. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A snow-fake!

54. What look did the snowman ask for at the salon? Frosted tips!

55. What happened when the snowman saw the beautiful snowwoman? He was struck by love at frost sight!

56. What is a snowman's favorite side dish? Cold-slaw!

57. What song did the snowman and snowman slow dance to? I only have ice for you.

58. Who is the most famous snowman superstar performing artist? Melt-on John!

59. What do snowmen spread on their toast? Snow-jam!

60. What does a snowman put on his face before bed? Cold cream.

61. What is a snowman's favorite condiment? Chilly sauce.

62. What do you call a snowman just south of the equator? A lost cause.

63. Why did the snowman go on a diet? Too many frosty treats!

64. What did the snowman hope to become from going to the gym daily? An abdominable snowman!

65. What is a snowman's favorite thing to order from Dairy Queen? A blizzard.

66. What does a snowman like to do on the weekend? Chill out!

67. What do you get if you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosting!

68. What kind of medicine do snowmen take? Chill pills.

69. What did the snowman order for lunch? A chilly dog!

70. What happened when one snowman punched another snowman? He knocked him out cold.

71. What did the snowman say when he dropped off his kids at school? I love you snow much!

72. What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle.

73. What's a snowman's favorite vegetable? Iceberg lettuce!

74. What does a snowman have for dessert? Ice cream sundae!

75. What do snowmen do when the weather's too hot for hats and scarves? They change into puddles!

76. Why are snowmen great at parties? They always break the ice.

77. What do you call a snowman with a tan? A puddle.

78. What do snowmen avoid? Heated arguments!

79. What does a snowman put on his pancakes? Snow syrup!

80. How do snowmen like their coffee? Iced.

81. What's a snowman's favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.

82. What bites but doesn't have teeth? Frost.

83. How do you make a snowman disappear? Give him a warm hug.

84. What kind of cake does a snowman like? Carrot cake!

85. What do snowmen put on their pimples? Cold cream.

86. Why did the snowman miss the boat? Because time waits for snowman!

87. What's a snowman's least favorite sandwich? A tuna melt!

88. What do you call a snowman past his prime? Water!

89. What is a girl snowman called? A snow-ma'am.

90. How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash.

91. What does a snowman put on a hot dog? Chilly sauce.

92. Why shouldn't you mess with a snowman? Because he'll have a meltdown.

93. What do snowmen win at the Olympics? Cold medals.

94. What's a snowman's favorite sandwich? Ice ham and cheese!

95. How do snowmen read? By looking at snowprints.

96. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.

97. What do snowmen use to surf the internet? An icePad.

98. Why did the snowman wear headphones? He wanted to listen to some cool tunes!

99. How do you make a snowman? Just roll with it!

100. What's the coolest musical? The Greatest Snowman!