Deadpool Quotes: The Most Hilarious and Iconic Lines

1. “Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.” – Deadpool

2. “My common sense is tingling.” – Deadpool

3. “You don’t need to be an antihero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.” – Deadpool

4. “You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!” – Strip Club DJ

5. “Please don’t make the super suit green—or animated!” – Deadpool

6. “So dark. Are you sure you’re not from the DC universe?” – Deadpool

7. “Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All the things I can live without.” – Deadpool

8. “A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break. That’s, like, 16 walls!” – Deadpool

9. “Zip it, Thanos!” – Deadpool

10. “I’m a bad guy who is paid to f*ck up worse guys.” – Deadpool

11. “I want to die a natural death at the age of 102—like the city of Detroit.” – Deadpool

12. “I could get used to this X-Men shit.” – Deadpool

13. “Bad Deadpool! Good Deadpool.” – Deadpool

14. “F*ck your rules! I fight for what’s right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty!” – Deadpool

15. “You might be wondering why the red suit. Well, that’s so bad guys don’t see me bleed.” – Deadpool

16. “What did I do to piss off a grumpy old f*ck with a Winter Soldier arm?” – Deadpool

1. “Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream. So you gotta hold on to love—tight! And never let go. Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Got it?” – Deadpool

2. “Well, I want to remember us. I swear to God, I will find you in the next life, and I’m going to boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window.” – Vanessa Carlysle

3. “She’s like Robin to my Batman, except she’s old, black, and blind. And I think she’s in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too.” – Deadpool

4. “Yeah, it’s me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can’t refuse. I’m gonna wait out here, okay? It’s a big house. It’s funny that I only ever see two of you. It’s almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.” – Deadpool

5. “Superhero landing. She’s gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it! Superhero landing! You know, that’s really hard on your knees. Totally impractical, they all do it.” – Deadpool

6. “You’re probably thinking, ‘My boyfriend said this was an antihero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a f*cking kabab!’ Well, I may be super, but I’m no hero. And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that’s exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right, I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this *ss into red spandex.” – Deadpool

7. “The worst part about cancer isn’t what it does to you, but what it does to the people you love. Who knew if this guy could save my life, but I knew there was only one way I could save hers.” – Deadpool

8. “From the studio that inexplicably sewed his f*cking mouth shut the first time comes five-time Academy Award viewer, Ryan Reynolds in an eHarmony date with destiny. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you—me! Deadpool.” – Deadpool

9. “I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter, and he just wasn’t having it. They made three of those movies; at some point, you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent.” – Deadpool

10. “Listen, Al, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment—right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.” – Deadpool