40 Space Quotes Funny and Flirty for Your Crush

1. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

2. You must be the sun, because you're the center of my universe.

3. I sent all your selfies to NASA because you're a star.

4. I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.

5. Are you mercury? Because you'll always be first to me.

6. Without you, my life is just an empty void of space.

7. Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world.

8. My empty space is filled with you in my life.

9. You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you.

10. You deserve a ring the size of Saturn's.

11. Are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.

12. Are you space? Because I could stare into you all day long.

13. Are you the sun? Because you are hot!

14. Are you an alien? Because you're out of this world.

15. Are you deep space? Because you are vacuuming my breath away.

16. "I'm a huge fan of space. Both outer and personal." - Unknown

17. "Stars, everywhere. So many stars that I could not for the life me understand how the sky could contain them all yet be so black." - Peter Watts

18. "Let's face it, space is a risky business. I always considered every launch a barely controlled explosion." - Aaron Cohen

19. "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." - Paul Brandt

20. "I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact." - Elon Musk

21. "I keep pressing the space bar, but I'm still on Earth." - Unknown

22. "Earth is a small town with many neighborhoods in a very big universe." - Ron Garan

23. "We're in the space exploration business, and the outer solar system is a wild, wooly place. We haven't explored it very well." - Alan Stern

24. "The Earth is the cradle of humanity, but mankind cannot stay in the cradle forever." - Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

25. "If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?" - Steven Wright

26. "It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a government contract." - Alan Shepard

27. "I was afraid that science-fiction buffs and everybody would say things like, 'You know, there's no sound in outer space.'" - George Lucas

28. "The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you." - Neil deGrasse Tyson

29. "The universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space." - Carl Sagan

30. "If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else." - Stephen Hawking

31. "Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy." - Albert Einstein

32. "Space exploration promised us alien life, lucrative planetary mining, and fabulous lunar colonies. News flash, ladies and gents: Space is nearly empty. It's a sterile vacuum, filled mostly with the junk we put up there." - Graham Hawkes

33. "Perhaps, as some wit remarked, the best proof that there is Intelligent Life in Outer Space is the fact it hasn't come here. Well, it can't hide forever – one day we will overhear it." - Arthur C. Clarke

34. "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space." - Douglas Adams

35. "After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'" - William S. Burroughs

36. "NASA's next urgent mission should be to send good poets into space so they can describe what it's really like." - Shannon Hale

37. "Perhaps when distant people on other planets pick up some wavelength of ours all they hear is a continuous scream." - Iris Murdoch

38. "Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards." - Fred Hoyle

39. "It's a fixer-upper of a planet but we could make it work." - Elon Musk

40. "I know the sky is not the limit because there are footprints on the moon — and I made some of them!" - Buzz Aldrin