Space Jokes: 60 Out-of-the-Earth Jokes That Will Make You Burst Out Laughing

1. Why did the star have a crush on the sun? It was the center of his universe.

2. What do astronauts listen to on the radio? Nep-tunes.

3. What do aliens say to cats? Take me to your litter.

4. Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? It had no atmosphere.

5. Why did Neptune break up with Uranus? They wanted a Plutonic relationship.

6. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!

7. Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? Because she needed some space.

8. What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX.

9. What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.

10. Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project? He had no comet-ment.

11. What is money called in space? Star bucks.

12. What do you win in a space talent competition? A constellation prize.

13. What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? “Comet me, bro!”

14. Why was the star arrested? It was a shooting star.

15. Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere.

16. Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe? It’s a dark matter

17. What would happen if the whole universe ceased to exist? No matter!

18. Why did the universe go on a diet? Because it kept expanding.

19. Why does nobody trust the man on the moon? He has a dark side.

20. What did the astronaut say when his date canceled on him? "All suited up with no space to go."

21. Why does the moon need money? It’s on its last quarter.

22. What did Jupiter say to Saturn? I like you, give me a ring sometime.

23. What do astronomers do when they finish calculating the time from sunup to sundown? They call it a day.

24. What should you do if you see a green alien? Wait until it’s ripe!

25. What do you call a lazy man in space? A procrastonaut.

1. Why did the cow go into the spaceship? It wanted to see the mooooon.

2. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? He was looking for Pluto.

3. Why did the cow want to become an astronaut? So she could see the Milky Way.

4. Why did the star keep going to school? So it could get brighter.

5. Which type of stars always wear glasses in space? Movie stars.

6. How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower.

7. What’s an alien’s pet called? An extra furrestrial.

8. What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet? Unidentified frying objects.

9. What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet? A meat-eor!

10. What do stars say when they apologize to one another? I’m starry.

11. Where did the moon get its degree? The moon-iversity!

12. How do you know when the moon is finished eating? It looks full.

13. Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because it’s too out of this world!

14. Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? They had a big launch.

15. Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

2. Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.

3. I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?

4. I’m so disappointed. I keep pressing the space bar on my keyboard, but I’m still on Earth.

5. My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.

6. I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

7. I have trouble with my astronaut friends, they never Apollo-gise.

8. Einstein released his theory about space… well it’s about time!

9. Want to go on a date in outer space? No pressure.

10. Why is life on Earth so expensive? It includes a free trip around the sun every year.

11. How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep? You rocket.

12. Why did the alien borrow a computer? To log onto Spacebook.

13. Where do aliens park their spaceships? Next to the parking meteor.

14. What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon? He Apollo-gized.

15. What do you give a nervous alien? Lots of space.

16. What animal followed the cow over the moon? A space sheep.

17. What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk.

18. Which is closer, Florida or the moon? The moon. You can’t see Florida from here.

19. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship? He was taking asteroids.

20. What is Saturn’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings.