75 Summer Jokes to Cool You Down

1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!

2. What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!

3. Why did the hamburger break up with the hot dog at the barbecue? It was tired of being grilled about their relationship.

4. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!

5. Why did the lifeguard break up with the pool? Because it was too shallow!

6. What happens when you throw a library full of books into the sea? You get a title wave.

7. Why did the beach break up with the ocean? It found someone shore!

8. What do you call a lazy summer day? A snooze-fest!

9. Why did the marshmallow get kicked out of the campfire? Because it was too soft!

10. What do you call a mathematician who spends all summer in the sun? A tangent.

11. Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.

12. What did the hamburger say to the bun? "You complete me!"

13. Why did the teacher dive into the pool? To test the water.

14. What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!

15. Why did the bicycle fall over at the beach? Because it was two-tired!

16. What do you call a sunburned computer? A hot laptop!

17. Why did the crab never share his food? Because he was a little shellfish!

18. What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.

19. Why did the beach ball go to therapy? It couldn't stop bouncing back!

20. What do you call a pool that tells jokes? A laugh pool!

21. Why did the sun bring a suitcase? Because it wanted to travel light!

22. What do you call a witch on a beach? A sandwich!

23. Why did the tomato turn red at the beach? Because it saw the salad dressing!

24. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

25. Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her food in the summer? She wanted to do summer salts.

26. What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!

27. Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!

28. What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks!

29. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!

30. Why did the watermelon cross the road? To get to the other rind!

31. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

32. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

33. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

34. Why was the math book sad during summer? Because it had too many problems!

35. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!

36. How does the ocean say hello? It waves!

37. What did the ice cream cone say to the other cone? You're sweet!

38. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the beach? He wanted to go to high tide!

39. What do sheep like to do in the summer? Have a baa-baa-cue!

40. What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses!

41. What's the best letter to have in summer? Iced T!

42. Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel!

43. What do you call a fish that plays piano? A tuna fish!

44. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

45. What do you call a sunburned potato? A hot spud!

46. Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean's bottom.

47. What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.

48. Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.

49. What do you call a cheerful beach? A sandy paradise!

50. Why did the squirrel bring a towel to the picnic? To dry off after the nutty fun!

51. When is it safe to dive into a pool? It deep ends.

52. What's brown and hairy and covered in sunscreen? A coconut on summer vacation.

53. Why don't fish take vacations? Because they're in schools.

54. What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

55. How did the boy tide pool impress the girl tide pool? He showed off his mussels.

56. What's the one vegetable not welcome on a cruise? A leek.

57. Where do pet goldfish go on vacation? All around the globe.

58. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool party? They dropped their trunks.

59. Why don't seashells shower? Because they wash up on the beach.

60. What does bread do on summer vacation? It just loafs around.

61. Why did the bee take off its yellow jacket? Because it got too hot.

62. Why don't mummies go on summer vacation? They don't want to relax and unwind.

63. Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.

64. Why do fish eat worms? They're hooked.

65. How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it.

66. What do you call a poodle by the pool? A hot dog.

67. What's the best day to go to the beach? Sunday.

68. Why did the ice cream truck get stuck? Rocky road.

69. What do you call seagulls that live near the bay? Bagels!

70. Why was the skeleton sad in the summer time? It had no body to go swimming with.

71. Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.

72. How did the seagull call his mom? On the shellphone.

73. What do bears use to keep cool in summer? Bear conditioning.

74. Where do cows go on their summer vacation? Moo York.

75. Why do ghosts go to the beach? They love to boo-gie board.