45 Harley Quinn Quotes To Make You Smile

1. "Being Joker's girl gave me immunity."

2. "Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."

3. "You made me want to be a less terrible person."

4. “I’m waiting for God to tell me.”

5. "Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives to sh*ts who we are, beyond that."

6. “You were gonna save me? I can go back inside and you can still do it.”

7. “I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend I would be on the lookout for red flags and if I saw anything I’d do the healthy thing and murder him.”

8. "I'm sorry kid, I'm just a terrible person I guess..."

9. “I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.”

10. “Oh my god, is it a werewolf? I’ve wanted to meet a werewolf forever!”

11. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” (Suicide Squad, 2016)

12. "We all know that saying, 'behind every successful man, there's a badass broad.'"

13. “Hi guys, sorry I’m late. Had to go number two.”

14. “What? What are you talking about? We just had a conversation for like three hours about how your name is Milton.”

15. “I don’t think so. I think I would’ve noticed if a guy named Milton’s been with us. It’s not a very common name. I don’t think I’ve ever even met Milton.”

16. “Sorry, it’s the voices. Haha, I’m kidding… That’s not what they really said.” (Suicide Squad, 2016)

17. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”

18. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”

19. “I’m the one they should be scared of. Boo! Not you! Not Mister J! Because I’m Harley freaking Quinn!”

20. “I think you’re more pretty like this, with all those rotten thoughts empty from your head.”

21. “Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”

22. “Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.”

23. “Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.” (Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn, 2020)

24. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”

25. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”

26. “If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.”

27. “Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?”

28. “You can’t kill me without becoming like me. I can’t kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me.”

29. “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero.”

30. "You know what they say: behind every successful man is a badass broad."

31. "Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for."

32. "Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master. And no one gives two sh*ts who we are beyond that."

33. "If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!"

34. "You made me want to be a less terrible person."

35. "They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning."

36. “I love the rain. It’s like angels are splooging all over us.”

37. "I’m not shopping at this store: I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!"

38. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”

39. “We had mad love, once upon a time. But now that’s over, Mister J.”

40. “You were gonna save me? I can go back inside and you can still do it.”

41. “I lost all sense of who I was, I only had eyes for puddin.”

42. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”

43. “Hah! You’re just jealous because you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal to you as my puddin is to me!”

44. “I just wanna say, if there was no batman, there’d be no Joker, and I’d have never met my puddin. Thank you, Batman.”

45. “I know how to make some smiles, Puddin.”