100 Pick Up Line Jokes to Make Them Fall in Love With You

1. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

2. I don't know how to flirt, but I sure know how to make things awkward if you're into that.

3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

4. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.

5. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

6. Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

7. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you.

8. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice … which is what I'm trying to do right now.

9. I heard you like bad boys, and I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty bad … at flirting.

10. Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!

11. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

12. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

13. Are you Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

14. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

15. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

16. Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.

17. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!

18. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out.

19. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

20. I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.

1. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

2. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

3. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

4. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

5. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

6. Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.

7. If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

8. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can't seem to take them off of you.

9. You don't need keys to drive me crazy.

10. I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

11. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!

12. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

13. You must be tired from running through my mind all night.

14. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

15. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

16. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

17. You must be a magician—you were so good at drawing me in.

18. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

19. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

20. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

1. Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.

2. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

3. Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

4. Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.

5. You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

6. Life without you is like a broken pencil: pointless.

7. Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.

8. I always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U."

9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

10. Are you a cat? Because I've fallen fur you.

11. Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you.

12. I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.

13. They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?

14. Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

15. I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

16. Are you an electrician? Because you're definitely lighting up my night.

17. Can I show your profile to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?

18. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

19. Is your last name Campbell? Because you're mmm, mmm good!

20. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

1. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

2. Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.

3. If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

4. It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

5. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

6. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.

7. If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

8. We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

9. Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

10. I wish I were cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.

11. Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.

12. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.

13. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

14. Are you YouTube? Either way, I want you-tu-be mine.

15. If you were a chicken, you'd be im-peck-able.

16. You're so sweet that you're giving me a toothache.

17. Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

18. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.

19. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're CuTe!

20. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

1. They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

2. 123456789. The only number I don't see here is yours.

3. I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.

4. Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

5. Are you a dictionary? Because you bring meaning to my life.

6. I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?

7. You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.

8. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

9. I bet my number sounds nicer than yours. Wanna hear it?

10. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

11. Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in.

12. What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.

13. When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

14. I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities.

15. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

16. No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.

17. I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?

18. You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

19. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tomorrow.

20. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.