80 Snow Jokes to Warm Your Heart This Chilly Winter

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Winter brings cold days and long nights. Many people find the freezing temperatures hard to deal with. The snow covers everything in white, and sometimes it feels like spring will never come. During these cold months, snow jokes can bring warmth to your day. A good laugh helps you forget about the chill outside.

When you look out the window and see ice and snow everywhere, you might feel sad or bored. But snow jokes can change your mood quickly. They make you smile even when you cannot go outside. These funny jokes about winter turn a gray day into something better.

Here, we will share some funny snow jokes to make your winter feel warmer. We gathered those silly jokes from various sources, Tuesday (6/1/2026). Now, get ready to laugh out loud!

1. What kind of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball.

2. What happens when you sit on the snow too long? You get polaroids.

3. What do you call a ghost in the winter? Casp-brrr.

4. What do you call a slow skier? A slopepoke!

5. What often falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

6. What bites but doesn't have teeth? Frost.

7. What did the icy road say to the car? Want to go for a spin?

8. What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.

9. How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken? Igloos it together.

10. What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.

11. What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.

12. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost-bite.

13. Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.

14. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole? Cold hard cash.

15. What did the snow say to the icy road? I've got you covered.

16. What did the snow say to the mountain? You're hill-arious!

17. How do you keep snow from giving you cold feet? Don't go around Brrr-footed.

18. What's the biggest problem with snow boots? They melt.

19. How do you get a snow monster to go away? Get into a heated argument.

20. What's an ig? A snow house without a loo!

1. What did one snowflake say to another? Let's stick together.

2. What did the snowflake say to his funny friend? You crack me up—you're so flake-y.

3. What did one snowflake say to the other? You're one of a kind!

4. What's white and goes up? A confused snowflake.

5. What's a snowflake's favorite game? Freeze tag.

6. What does a snowflake say to its friend? Water you doing tonight?

7. How does a snowflake apologize? It says, "I'm sorry for being flaky."

8. What did the tree say to the first snowflake of winter? Long time, snow see.

9. How did the snow globe feel after listening to a scary story? A bit shaken up!

10. What did the snow plower say to the car drivers before clearing snow? Snow problem.

11. Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer? He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.

12. How do Eskimos make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

13. What is a mountain's favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.

14. What's the best school lesson in winter? Snow and tell.

15. What did Santa say when his elves hid the toys? This is snow laughing matter.

16. What's it called when all the snowmen visit New York? Sleet week.

17. What did the baby snowman call his dad? Pop-sicle.

18. What happened when an icicle landed on the girl's head? It knocked her out cold!

19. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker? Frosty the Dough-man.

20. What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.

1. What do you call a snowman in August? A puddle.

2. Who protects snowmen? Snow angels.

3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

4. What is a snowman's favorite seasoning? Chilly flakes.

5. How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash.

6. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.

7. What does the snowman take when he's worried about melting? A chill pill.

8. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.

9. Where do snowmen keep their money? In snowbanks.

10. What do you call it when a snowman ignores you? The cold shoulder.

11. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He was getting chills.

12. What is a snowman's favorite snack? Ice Krispy Treats.

13. What do you call a snowman's dog? A slush puppy!

14. What do you call an old snowman? Water.

15. How does a snowman get to work? By icicle.

16. Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow? She liked playing cool jazz.

17. What are little snowmen called? Chill-dren.

18. Who were the snowman's parents? Mom and popsicle!

19. What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrot?

20. Why was the little snowman sad? Cause he had a meltdown.

1. What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

2. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!

3. Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.

4. What does Frosty's mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.

5. What is a snowman's favorite drink? Iced tea.

6. How do you decorate a cake for a snowman? With lots of icing.

7. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Chill out.

8. Where did the snowmen go dancing? The Snowball.

9. What's the best way to scare a snowman? Talk about global warming.

10. What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A snowmobile.

11. Who is Frosty's favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.

12. Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled? She let it go.

13. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!

14. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!

15. How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

16. What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.

17. What kind of cake do snowmen like? Any kind with lots of icing.

18. What is a snowman's favorite restaurant? Chili's.

19. What did the snowman order at Wendy's? A Frosty.

20. Why don't snowmen get married? They have cold feet.