30 Camping Quotes Funny to Bring Laughter to Your Adventure

Get ready to bring fun and laughter to your adventures with these funny camping quotes!

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Are you preparing for a camping trip? Get ready to bring fun and laughter to your adventures with these funny camping quotes!

Camping is about enjoying nature, having a good time, and making memories. It's also about sharing happiness with friends or family under the stars.

In this article, we have selected funny camping quotes to bring smiles to your outdoor adventure. These quotes are also the perfect way to share laughs with people around the campfire or just for Instagram captions.

Let's explore some of the best camping quotes funny below. So, gather around and add fun to your camping experience with these funny words!

Camping Quotes Funny to Share with People Around the Campfire

1. "Some national parks have long waitlists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong." - George Carlin

2. "Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home." - Yvonne Prinz

3. "It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent." - Dave Barry

4. "How is it that one match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a campfire?" - Christy Whitehead

5. "In a well-ordered universe… camping would take place indoors." - Morgan Matson

6. "I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call indoorsy… My wife always brings up, Camping's a tradition in my family. Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house." - Jim Gaffigan

7. "Campgrounds are never comfortable. They are merely less awful than other options. In normal circumstances, if told that the nearest available toilet was half a mile away, up a dirt path frequented by animals in gastric distress, one would lock the doors and speed to civilization. When a tent or camper is involved, one is jubilant." - Thomm Quackenbush

8. "A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp." - Raymond Duncan

9. "Come to the woods, for here is rest. There is no repose like that of the green deep woods. Here grow the wallflower and the violet. The squirrel will come and sit upon your knee, the logcock will wake you in the morning. Sleep in forgetfulness of all ill. Of all the upness accessible to mortals, there is no upness comparable to the mountains." - John Muir

10. "October of 2011, Occupy protestors descended upon McPherson Square, and they decided to stay. Despite the clear language of the law, these protestors camped at McPherson Square with the definition of camping being sleeping or preparing to sleep." - Trey Gowdy

11. "I was a Scout years ago, before the movement started, when my father took me fishing, camping and hunting. When I learned of the movement, I thought, here is what I always wanted other girls to have." - Lou Henry Hoover

12. "Without the intense touch of nature, you can never fully freshen yourself! go for a camping and there both your weary mind and your exhausted body will rise like a morning sun!" - Mehmet Murat ildan

13. "If I went on vacation, I'd rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel… My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer." - Travis Fimmel

14. "The wok is one of my favorite things to work with when I'm camping. Outdoor cooking is not just about hot dogs and hamburgers. There are so many styles of food you can make." - Guy Fieri

15. "I think camping is one of those things where if you're forced into it as a child, you'll probably hate it as an adult." - Jeremy Irvine

Camping Quotes Funny for Instagram Captions

1. "The only vacation where you work harder preparing meals and caring for your living space than you do in your own freakin' house." - Unknown

2. "Camping is great for when you're craving a horrible night's sleep." - Unknown

3. "Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business." - Dave Barry

4. "Me and campfires — the perfect match!" - Unknown

5. "Just another coffee drinker with a camping problem." - Unknown

6. "I went camping for 33 days, and now everybody seems to care." - Colleen Haskell

7. "Sleeping under the stars and dreaming of pizza." - Unknown

8. "Out of office: in the woods, telling bad jokes." - Unknown

9. "The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition." - Dave Barry

10. "Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization." - Charles Lindbergh

11. "For all in-tents and purposes, camping is just sleeping outside!" - Unknown

12. "I hate camping, but I love summer camp." - Zooey Deschanel

13. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a camper, which is kind of the same thing." - Patrick Wilde

14. "Just another day in paradise... with a side of mosquito bites." - Unknown

15. "My happy place has WiFi... but no signal" - Unknown