75 Electrician Jokes That Will Totally Shock You

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Do you need some good laughs after a long work? We all know how it feels to come home tired after work. Electricians deal with power cuts, difficult customers, and fixing broken wires every day. A few good electrician jokes can help them forget about work problems and enjoy some laughs.

Most people love sharing jokes with friends and family. Funny electrician jokes work well at parties, family dinners, or casual conversations. These funny jokes will make everyone laugh out loud.

In this article, we will share some funny electrician jokes that will surely shock you. We gathered these hilarious jokes from various sources, Wednesday (14/1/2026). Without further ado, let's go.

1. What do electricians call a power outage? A current event.

2. What's the difference between God and an electrician? God doesn't think he's an electrician.

3. Q: What do you call an electrician who tries to work as a carpenter? A: A bad electrician. Q: What do you call a carpenter who tries to work as an electrician? A: A dead carpenter.

4. How tall is a union electrician? Don't know. I've never seen one of them stand up to do something.

5. Electricians never die. They just do it til it Hertz.

6. What does one electrician say to another when they run into each other out in public? Watt's up!!

7. These electrician jokes are lame. Don't you have some more current ones?

8. An electrician was working on the power at an ice cream factory. With a giant spark, everything blew. The company's gone into liquidation.

9. What did the electrician get on his general foreman exam? Slobber.

10. A plumber, a pipefitter, and a carpenter walk into a bar. The electrician ducks.

11. How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, just hold the bulb up and the whole world revolves around him.

12. Where do electricians get their supplies? The Ohm Depot.

13. An electrician got home at 4am. His wife asks him, "Wire you insulate?" He replies, "Watt's it to you? I'm Ohm, aren't I?"

14. What kind of car did the electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.

15. What's another name for an electrical apprentice? A shock absorber.

16. What was the electrician/detective's name? Sherlock Ohms.

17. How does an electrician know a dead battery in a pile of good ones? It's lost its spark.

18. An older electrician was dying. Just before he slipped away, he told his nephew, an electrical apprentice. "Remember, with great power comes great current squared times resistance."

19. How did his crew know the electrical foreman was dead? The donut rolled out of his hand.

20. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies, just like electricians and plumbers, electricians and engineers, and electricians and electricians.

21. What's an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor? Shock-o-late.

22. An electrician finished repairing some faulty wiring in an attorney's home and handed him the bill. "Four hundred dollars! For one hour of work?" shouts the attorney. "That's crazy! I'm an attorney and even I don't charge that much." The electrician replies, "Funny, when I was an attorney I didn't either!"

23. A superconductor entered a bar. The bartender shouted, "Get out of here! We don't serve your kind." The superconductor left without resistance.

24. If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt.

25. What do electricians talk about? Current events.

26. What's an electrician's favorite fruit? Currants!

27. Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He just wasn't that bright.

28. What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!

29. Why did the electrician punch a hole in the wall? He needed an outlet.

30. What's an electrician's favorite breakfast? Ohmelettes.

31. Why did the electrician join Facebook? So he could post his current status.

32. What happens when you beat up an electrician? You get charged with battery.

33. What is the electrician's favorite city? Washington, DC.

34. What do electricians do at parties? They have a shocking good time!

35. Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend? She had too many issues!

36. I told my electrician friend a joke about a light bulb. He said it was too dim.

37. Why don't electricians play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they always find the current!

38. What did the electrician say when he finished his job? "I'm wired for success!"

39. Why did the light bulb go to school? To get a little brighter!

40. What did the electrician say to his boss? "I'm grounded!"

41. Why are electricians so good at music? They know how to handle the right chords!

42. What did the socket say to the plug? "You complete me!"

43. How does an electrician stay cool? He always has fans around!

44. Why did the electrician always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw some current!

45. What do you call an electrician who can't find a job? A circuit breaker!

46. Why did the electrician love math? Because he enjoyed solving problems!

47. What do you call an electrician's favorite game? Current events!

48. How do electricians stay organized? They keep everything in order of voltage!

49. Why did the electrician bring a ladder? To reach new heights!

50. What do you call an electrician who is great at solving mysteries? A current detective!

51. Why did the electrician always win arguments? He had the best points to make!

52. How do electricians stay in shape? They do plenty of circuit training!

53. Why did the electrician fail his driving test? He kept going off the grid!

54. What did the electrician say when he saw a mess? "This is shocking!"

55. Why are electricians great at networking? They know how to connect with everyone!

56. What did the electrician say after a long day? "I'm completely drained!"

57. Why do electricians love nature? Because they enjoy the great outdoors and all its currents!

58. What do electricians do during a blackout? They throw a light party!

59. Why did the electrician join a band? He wanted to play the electric guitar!

60. How do electricians make decisions? They always weigh the voltage!

61. Why did the electrician get a promotion? He really knew how to rise to the occasion!

62. What did the electrician say to his friend who was feeling down? "Let's turn that frown upside down!"

63. Why did the electrician start a gardening business? He wanted to cultivate some good connections!

64. What's an electrician's favorite dessert? Shock-a-lot cake!

65. Why did the electrician like to tell stories? He loved to keep everyone in suspense!

66. What did the electrician do when he got bored? He found a new outlet!

67. Why do electricians make great comedians? They always deliver the punchline with a spark!

68. How did the electrician fix his broken heart? He found a new connection!

69. Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.

70. People asked me how it feels when you stick your finger in an electrical outlet. To be honest, it Hertz.

71. A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.

72. The guy who got arrested for eating batteries is to be charged in the morning.

73. I can't afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.

74. My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I'll ask her again when she wakes up.

75. You shouldn't try being your own electrician. This piece of advice shouldn't shock you.