120 Sarcastic Jokes That Will Make You Let Out a Devilish Laugh

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Jokes come in many styles, and people enjoy them for different reasons. Some jokes feel light and friendly, while others feel dark and sharp. Among all styles, sarcastic jokes stand out because they mix humor with irony. They often say one thing but mean another, which makes readers stop and think before laughing.

Many people find sarcastic jokes funny because they sound clever and honest. Sarcasm can point out daily problems in a playful way. It can also help people laugh at small frustrations without anger. For some readers, sarcastic jokes feel more real because they reflect thoughts people often keep inside.

In this article, we have selected some funny sarcastic jokes that will make you can't stop laughing. Let's dive in!

1. I hate it when I go to hug someone really sexy and my face smashes right into the mirror.

2. Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths.

3. I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to who can't.

4. Why do people make end-of-the-world jokes like there's no tomorrow?

5. I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

6. Oh, I didn't tell you? Must be none of your business then.

7. I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

8. If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

9. Life's good, you should get one.

10. I clapped because it's finished, not because I like it.

11. If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I'll be poor.

12. People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.

13. I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.

14. My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.

15. Well at least your mom thinks you're pretty.

16. Why do we spend so much time looking for intelligent life on other planets? I'd be happy to find intelligent life here on Earth first.

17. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

18. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on this planet.

19. My friends are so much cooler than yours. They're invisible.

20. If you wrote down every single thought you ever had you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

21. I'm not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.

22. I like sleeping because it's like being dead without the commitment.

23. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

24. Oops! Did I just roll my eyes out loud?

25. My favorite party trick is not going.

26. I don't go crazy. I am crazy. I go normal from time to time.

27. I'll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.

28. Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

29. Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

30. I don't fall asleep. I overthink myself into a coma.

31. The older I get the less surprised I think I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.

32. Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

33. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my key, pen, cell phone, temper, and even my mind.

34. Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day.

35. Didn't sleep much but I did get a solid few hours of worrying done.

36. I either have my hair and makeup done or look homeless. There is no in between.

37. My life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks.

38. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

39. I'm starting to think my purpose in life is to serve as a cautionary tale to others.

40. I'm actually not funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.

41. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

42. If you're here, who's running hell?

43. Would you like to dance? No? You must've misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

44. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky.

45. If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really far away?

46. You might love your life, but I think it just wants to be friends.

47. I'm pretty sure I married someone else's soulmate. If only they'd come around and take him off my hands.

48. My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy, so I got drunk.

49. You're everything I want in someone I don't want anymore.

50. If they act like they can live without you… Help them do it.

51. I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer.

52. Marriage. Because your crappy day doesn't have to end at work.

53. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

54. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

55. What's a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

56. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

57. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

58. When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

59. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

60. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

61. I always tell new hires, "Don't think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you."

62. My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.

63. My boss said I intimidate my co-workers. I stared at him until he apologized.

64. Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

65. Oh, great, another meeting. Just what I needed to improve my day.

66. Of course, I always dream of a day filled with emails and more emails.

67. Yes, because the best way to solve problems is to ignore them completely.

68. Absolutely, I thrive on last-minute changes—said no one ever.

69. How do you organize a space party? You planet well in advance.

70. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

71. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.

72. I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today.

73. I'm sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.

74. No, you don't have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.

75. Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.

76. Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward.

77. My alone time is sometimes for your safety.

78. I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.

79. My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

80. People need to start appreciating the effort I put in to not be a serial killer.

81. I wish more people were fluent in silence.

82. Cancel my subscription because I don't need your issues.

83. You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.

84. Life is full of disappointments and I just added you to the list.

85. Be the reason someone smiles today… Or the reason someone drinks. Whatever works.

86. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

87. I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster.

88. They say good things take time… That's why I'm always late.

89. For Halloween, I'm going to be emotionally stable. No one is going to know it's me.

90. I lost your number. I lost it when I hit 'delete.'

91. I found your nose. It was in my business.

92. Life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.

93. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

94. I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.

95. Whenever I go running, I meet new people… like paramedics.

96. I'm not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.

97. Back in my day, people used to take photos with other people in them.

98. Facebook is telling me to 'reconnect' with my brother... hmmm, I see him everyday.

99. Your Instagram makes it seem like you have a happening life!

100. Posting this so everyone knows I'm still alive—barely.

101. Don't you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?

102. Take my advice — it's not like I'm dumb enough to.

103. Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?

104. Those of you who think you know it all are really annoying to those of us who do.

105. Hear that? It's the sound of you not talking for once.

106. Strong people don't put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground.

107. Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face—once you shove them down the stairs, that is.

108. If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something bad. If you see me laughing, it's because I already have.

109. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

110. Sorry, my dog ate your text again.

111. So many freaks, so few circuses.

112. If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard.

113. I have as much authority as the Pope. There just aren't as many people who believe it.

114. Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care.

115. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

116. Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.

117. I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

118. My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not.

119. Not a single one of my multiple personalities like you.

120. Zombies eat brains. You're safe.