60 Funny Quotes About Working to Free Your Mind from Stress

Liputan6.com, Jakarta - Do you feel tired after a long day at the office? Most people feel the same way. Work can be stressful and sometimes boring. We spend many hours doing our jobs, meeting deadlines, and talking to our bosses. Sometimes we just need to laugh about it. Funny quotes about working help us feel better when the day gets too hard.

Work pressure often follows us all day. We think about unfinished tasks, tight schedules, and little rest. Stress can build up, even during simple jobs. A short laugh can change our mood and help us relax. Reading funny quotes about working gives us a light break from serious routines.

Here, we have gathered some really funny quotes about working to relax your tired mind. Let's check them out!

1. “Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” - Leslie Nielsen

2. “My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask me to do.” — Scott Adams

3. “Don’t be so humble — you're not that great.” - Golda Meir

4. “Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” - Bo Derek

5. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” - Groucho Marx

6. “The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” - Oscar Wilde

7. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” - Edgar Bergen

8. “I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” - Jerome K. Jerome

9. "I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb

10. "When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'" - Don Marquis

11. "I think my idea of retirement might be to one day work a 40-hour week." - Vince McMahon

12. "Work is against human nature.  The proof is that it makes us tired." - Michel Tournier

13. "People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up." - Ogden Nash

14. "Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy." - Milan Kundera

15. “I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” - Rita Rudner

1. "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." - Robert Frost

2. “I’m not afraid of hard work. I’ve done so much of it, I know what it looks like.” - Bob Hope

3. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

4. “I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.” - Clarence Darrow

5. “It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

6. “If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.” - John Gotti

7. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” - George Carlin

8. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” - Claude McDonald

9. "Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow." - Don Herold

10. "When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor." - Rich Hall

11. "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." - Robert Frost

12. "Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done." - Peter Drucker

13. "Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment." - Robert Benchley

14. “The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.” - Slappy White

15. “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” - Sarah Brown

16. “Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life… because that field probably isn’t hiring.” - Dorothy Parker

17. “A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.” - Mitchell Ratner

1. "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." – Napoleon Bonaparte

2. “I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” - Bill Gates

3. “When in doubt, look intelligent.” - Garrison Keillor

4. “People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” - Joan Rivers

5. “You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” - Zig Ziglar

6. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” - Robert Orben

7. "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." - Vince Lombardi

8. "If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." - Lane Kirkland

9. "Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week." - Lori Greiner

10. "Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." - Sam Ewing

11. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” - Richard Branson

12. “The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” - Marvin Phillips

13. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” - Lily Tomlin

1. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off.

2. Why did you leave your last job? The company relocated and didn't tell me where.

3. My boss is very easygoing. He told me not to think of him as the boss, rather, think of him as a friend who is never wrong.”

4. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

5. How do you make a manager laugh? Show them the quarterly budget report.

6. How do you make an employee laugh? Offer them a flexible work schedule.

7. How do you get a manager to change their mind? Wait five minutes.

8. How do you know when a manager is lying? When their lips are moving!

9. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

10. I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

11. I couldn't work today because of an eye problem. I just can't see myself working today.

12. My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed, I just can’t remember where.

13. My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. So I put my paycheck as the first slide.

14. My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets. I told him I Excel at it.

15. To make an error is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.